welshbairn Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 On 01/05/2020 at 18:00, Zen Archer Esq. said: I enjoy fucking them up by kneeling to 'tie my shoelaces' it leaves them no option but to f**k off onto the road. Ah, parking spot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 "That's far too sensible for Scottish football!" Awful patter that's usually in response to a stupid suggestion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Going around town during a pandemic and sticking self made signs up with 'kick a ****** in the head' on them. Ffs Edited word is a derogatory name for irish catholic btw.Same bams that painted every sign in ub07 no doubt last year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Wearing camouflage trousers for no good reason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 17 minutes ago, A96 said: Wearing camouflage trousers for no good reason When people take those things off, how do they ever find them again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 11 minutes ago, Shotgun said: When people take those things off, how do they ever find them again? Do they ever look down and think they've lost their legs? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 10 hours ago, A96 said: Wearing camouflage trousers for no good reason They might be handy if you're prone to shitting yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 He didn't TEXT you, even though you TEXTED him. You will never receive a TEKS from him, no matter how many times you say you've TEKSIED him. You may, however, receive a TEXT next time he wants his hole, but not before, because you are a moron who cannot speak properly. HTH. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: He didn't TEXT you, even though you TEXTED him. You will never receive a TEKS from him, no matter how many times you say you've TEKSIED him. You may, however, receive a TEXT next time he wants his hole, but not before, because you are a moron who cannot speak properly. HTH. ^^^ spent the day watching Jeremy Kyle clips on youtube 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, hearthammer said: Got a new phone upgrade recently. Old phone had a standard plug-in charger with a normal wall plug. The new phone has a usb cable and a socket plug (left in picture) that doesn't fit a standard wall plug. Do i need to buy an adaptor to fit the new wee plug into a wall socket ?? I charge the phone on my laptop, but i'm thinking more about being on holiday and having to charge it away from the laptop. Any help for a luddite old man would be welcome. It had to be done, @hearthammer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: It had to be done, @hearthammer. And deservedly so. I spent ages trying to work out how the f**k this was going to work if i was on holiday or away from home. Monsieur le spud, c'est moi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: It had to be done, @hearthammer. I know the answer but I fear this is a whoosh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 11 minutes ago, hk blues said: I know the answer but I fear this is a whoosh! I can assure you i spent ages thinking Samsung were looking for me to buy an additional adaptor and were cursing them as being opportunistic bassas. However, . . . . . . . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, hearthammer said: I can assure you i spent ages thinking Samsung were looking for me to buy an additional adaptor and were cursing them as being opportunistic bassas. However, . . . . . . . . Alternatively, you could have rewired your house and fitted 'special' sockets to fit that 'special' adaptor! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Every single one of those people queuing up for a McDonald’s. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Having a child who is still young enough to be in a pram and having their ears pierced. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 1 hour ago, eez-eh said: Every single one of those people queuing up for a McDonald’s. Should be sterilised 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 9 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Should be sterilised The weird chemicals they put in the burgers might do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 56 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: The weird chemicals they put in the burgers might do that. What do they put in them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 What do they put in them?Soylent green 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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