Calling Cards of Morons

[Dosser-fae-the-shire]

I was outraged by it. So outraged I spoke about it on the general nonsense section of a football forum rather than report it to the council. It’s probably still there.

There was one lying in a puddle in Motherwell for a few days. I had a look at it every day as it slowly turned into fox soup.

[Highland Capital]

Anyone, who when talking about the impact of football from the coronavirus, says how Bill Shankly was wrong.

[The Moonster]

13 hours ago, Highland Capital said:

Anyone, who when talking about the impact of football from the coronavirus, says how Bill Shankly was wrong.

 

12 hours ago, theportman said:

They're obviously c***s who know nothing about Bill Shankly.

I'd argue the morons are the ones who champion that "life and death" quote. 

[tongue_tied_danny]

Watching Rise of the Footsoldier films.

 

[Highland Capital]

This'll probably have been mentioned before (probably by me!), but people who start social media accounts for pets.

By the same token, people who write stuff from their pet's point of view, particularly if they use phrases like 'my human'.  It's like when you used to get people who wrote Christmas letters and make it like it was written by the dog.

Edited April 20, 2020 by Highland Capital

[Mark Connolly]

31 minutes ago, Highland Capital said:

This'll probably have been mentioned before (probably by me!), but people who start social media accounts for pets.

By the same token, people who write stuff from their pet's point of view, particularly if they use phrases like 'my human'.  It's like when you used to get people who wrote Christmas letters and make it like it was written by the dog.

Special mention for those who spell their stuff "like the dog would"., e.g. "hooman" instead of human

[Derry Alli]

5 hours ago, Mark Connolly said:

Special mention for those who spell their stuff "like the dog would"., e.g. "hooman" instead of human

Their dogs must be thick as f**k then. Mines can spell properly. 

[CambieBud]

Any grown man on Facebook is a moron

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

36 minutes ago, CambieBud said:

Any grown man on Facebook is a moron

^^^^^^banned from Facebook

[Alan Stubbs]

Non-Americans whose only interest in politics is being utterly obsessed with Donald Trump. I have a few family members like this but it also seems to be a fairly widespread phenomenon.

I take an interest in American politics myself but I’m under no illusion that we have our own, fucking massive, problems that are worth caring about more than some fat gimp making a boo boo 5,000 miles away.

[DA Baracus]

Decent. Williams Brothers probably can't do a poor beer. This is good but below their other efforts that I've tasted.

[Chicken Wing]

Decent. Williams Brothers probably can't do a poor beer. This is good but below their other efforts that I've tasted.

Only a moron would drink something that isn't Tennents! [emoji6]

[Torpar]

Buying ride on toy cars for their poorly named kids

[19QOS19]

Buying ride on toy cars for their poorly named kids

Buying a toy for their child is moronic behaviour?

[Torpar]

Just now, 19QOS19 said:

17 minutes ago, Torpar said:

Buying ride on toy cars for their poorly named kids

Buying a toy for their child is moronic behaviour?

Not any toy, but the electric mini Ranger Rover, Mercedes-Benz that a two year inevitably drives into a wall/over their sibling 

[Highland Capital]

Putting up videos of all the cRaZy sTuFf they've been doing at home during the lockdown.

[D.A.F.C]

Dressing up as a superhero to get likes on facebook

[19QOS19]

Trying to get likes on facebook

[Iminavest]

Anyone who uses "troops".

[19QOS19]

Anyone who uses "troops".

How else are we supposed to steal countries oil?