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1 hour ago, Rugster said:

Liam McLeod is a c**t for hundreds of reasons. I wouldn't call your dad a c**t just for that. If that's his only crime on the McLeod scale then "divot" would suffice.

I've met Liam McLeod. He's actually a really nice guy. 

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15 hours ago, ICTChris said:

Nothing to do with betting but the first SuperBowl winning black quarterback (Doug Williams with the 87 Redskins) was asked at the media day “How long have you been a black quarterback?” emoji848.png

 

😂🙈

Reminds me of the receptionist at the hospital who, after checking if the rest of my details (address / phone number etc) had changed, asked me with a straight face if my date of birth was still the same.

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2 hours ago, Rugster said:

Another one I hate is saying nothing in a football score. That w**k Liam McLeod does it all the time, eg. It's still 2 nothing here. No it's not, it's 2 nil. p***k.

I'm old enough to be the opposite it's 2 nothing. 2 nil is modern nonsense from the likes of Tony Gubba and Brian Moore

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16 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:

I fully believe you didn't, ya scary b*****d! You're correct with the number but I don't have a landline phone emoji14.png I don't see what use they have nowadays tbh.

The landline phone is excellent for folk 50+ as a source of complaint.

They tell you how every time they answer the ruddy thing it's a nuisance call. When you tell them to get rid of it they stare at you as though your head is swivelling

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On 10/08/2020 at 10:15, DiegoDiego said:
On 09/08/2020 at 04:34, Theroadlesstravelled said:
Is betting ever week on Celtic for 30 sheets profit at the end of the season the calling card of a moron or not?

A 10% return on investment over eight months? Where did you invest that did better than that?

There are literally loads of places, such as:

On 10/08/2020 at 15:21, Honest_Man#1 said:

Baillie Gifford Scottish Mortgage.

Which has given an 81% rise in value in the past 12 months (can't be arsed looking at the 8 month cut off, trading212 looks at 3 months, then a year).

Some more examples of a year or less with much more growth include Apple (118%), Lithium Americas (126%), Gold (18.5%), Global Clean Energy (50%). There are countless more. 

I still bet obvs though, cos it's a good laugh. The idea of betting Celtic every week for a 30 quid profit is so soul crushing.

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Got the absolute fear over american stocks while we're vaguely talking about them. Folk on here have said they've put a pile of dosh into funds that buy S&P500 companies whose prices seem completely disconnected from their fundamentals, all cos the federal reserve is buying corporate bonds left right and centre.
Stonks always go up m8.
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2 hours ago, MixuFruit said:

Got the absolute fear over american stocks while we're vaguely talking about them. Folk on here have said they've put a pile of dosh into funds that buy S&P500 companies whose prices seem completely disconnected from their fundamentals, all cos the federal reserve is buying corporate bonds left right and centre.

Do you have much in american stocks? I have a load in Apple, Peloton and Lithium Americas but nothing else really. Have a little bit in a S&P500 ETF as well. 

I'm no expert at all btw, but my portfolio is relatively balanced and over the last few years has grown a lot. It seems like when anything takes a hit, gains elsewhere balance it off so that I'm never more than a oercentage point or two out.  Totally expecting to be left penniless tho.

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4 hours ago, MixuFruit said:

Got the absolute fear over american stocks while we're vaguely talking about them. Folk on here have said they've put a pile of dosh into funds that buy S&P500 companies whose prices seem completely disconnected from their fundamentals, all cos the federal reserve is buying corporate bonds left right and centre.

As long as the printer doesn't break you'll be fine.

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