tongue_tied_danny Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Wearing a garment with "Nicce London" emblazoned across it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 34 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Wearing a jumper or a scarf like one of this pair of c***s... How come the guy indoors needs far more insulation than the boy outdoors? He should get his blood checked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Anyone that converted one of their rooms into a ‘home cinema’. ie like an actual mini cinema Done to impress their mates, then seldom ever used. Also TVs that are disproportionately big in relation to the room.Once you’re above 55 maybe 60 inches, you’re generally getting into moron territory or else live in The Onthank Estate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 People who say "I could care less". That actually implies you do care, at least somewhat. The correct phrase is "I couldn't care less". 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Anyone that puts their seat back on a flight less than 5hrs long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Just now, tarapoa said: Anyone that puts their seat back on a flight less than 5hrs long, or without asking permission. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Listening to Bob Marley. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Nutz_the_Squirrel said: Audiences who clap when a person over the age of 80 states their age. Aye, well done for not dying. Same goes for those married over 50 years. Tbf, staying married for 50 years requires a lot more effort than simply not dying. Anyway, I'll add people who write guff like 'Congratulations ma'am' on Facebook whenever aul' Betty Windsor completes another circuit around the sun. Especially as it always includes a photo of her. a) She almost certainly doesn't look at your Facebook page and b) She almost certainly knows what she looks like. Now, I'm on a roll (not a Gregg's one), I'll also nominate the saddos who compensate for their own lack of personality by avidly following the goings on of the Royals. "Ooh, Megan's wearing a sleeveless dress - about time someone showed the stuffy royals how it's done." Drown every fucking one of them. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Now, I'm on a roll (not a Gregg's one), I'll also nominate the saddos who compensate for their own lack of personality by avidly following the goings on of the Royals. "Ooh, Megan's wearing a sleeveless dress - about time someone showed the stuffy royals how it's done." Drown every fucking one of them.yes. Every time yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Tbf, staying married for 50 years requires a lot more effort than simply not dying. Anyway, I'll add people who write guff like 'Congratulations ma'am' on Facebook whenever aul' Betty Windsor completes another circuit around the sun. Especially as it always includes a photo of her. a) She almost certainly doesn't look at your Facebook page and b) She almost certainly knows what she looks like. Now, I'm on a roll (not a Gregg's one), I'll also nominate the saddos who compensate for their own lack of personality by avidly following the goings on of the Royals. "Ooh, Megan's wearing a sleeveless dress - about time someone showed the stuffy royals how it's done." Drown every fucking one of them.i wish i could like that again just for the last line! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 11 hours ago, MixuFixit said: That's just Americans though right? Doesn't detract from the moronic-ness but are you saying folk here have started saying that? It seems to be creeping in everywhere. Once enough morons start saying something it gathers a critical mass and takes over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 13 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Wearing a garment with "Nicce London" emblazoned across it. and of course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason King Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Getting upset over the flavour of Irn-Bru. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 People with Paul Walker bumper stickers. The calling card of the consummate moron. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 People offended by food choices other people make. Like it has any effect on their life. If someone doesn't eat chicken, why is that an issue? I'm not a vegan or vegetarian myself, but I do try to limit the amount of meat I eat. It does much more harm to the human body than good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 3 hours ago, nsr said: It seems to be creeping in everywhere. Once enough morons start saying something it gathers a critical mass and takes over. Enough , already !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 19 hours ago, tarapoa said: Anyone that converted one of their rooms into a ‘home cinema’. ie like an actual mini cinema Done to impress their mates, then seldom ever used. Pool tables in the hoose, used half a dozen times then a big f**k off ornament getting in the road 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Folk who check their balance at the ATM, holding up the queue behind. It's 2019 for fuck sake, how and why do you not have a banking app on your phone? Get your money out and fuck off out my way. It's the calling card of a sizable moron, and said morons are OFTW. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, TheScarf said: Folk who check their balance at the ATM, holding up the queue behind. It's 2019 for f**k sake, how and why do you not have a banking app on your phone? Get your money out and f**k off out my way. It's the calling card of a sizable moron, and said morons are OFTW. I'd like to add to that people who, use about four different bank/credit cards to withdraw ten or twenty quid at a time, often checking the balance beforehand and getting a mini statement as well, this often happens in the pishing rain and should be punishable by death, no trial, straight to execution Edited January 8, 2019 by Flybhoy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: I'd like to add to that people who, use about four different bank/credit cards to withdraw ten or twenty quid at a time, often checking the balance beforehand and getting a mini statement as well, this often happens in the pishing rain and should be punishable by death, no trial, straight to execution Almost exclusively the preserve of the elderly. If someone at the home is taking a trip into town, they get handed everybody's cards to make a small withdrawal and get a statement to prove they didn't skim anything off the top. Never occurs to the auld bassa to do it in a couple of goes so the rest of the queue can take their bus money and get to work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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