101 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 10 hours ago, Highland Capital said: Aren’t from one of the southern states of America yet refer to their younger, yet adult sibling as their ‘kid brother’ or ‘kid sister’. Probably better just saying the North East of England 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 What about dwarves? They're all weirdos too.Playing ewoks or doing stunts and such and such 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 @Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 11 minutes ago, mathematics said: @Shandon Par When your partner doesn’t need to bend down to suck you off you’re definitely OFTW. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason King Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 16 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: 17 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Guys who are exceptionally tall who have exceptionally short wives. Always thought it was a bit peadoish Oi 0 6'3 and the delightful 1st Mrs King was 5'1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 I’ll let you lot tell him you think he’s FTW... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, NJ2 said: I’ll let you lot tell him you think he’s FTW... Any time Wlad. Hop on the plane to Edinburgh and bring a gumshield x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Probably mentioned already but colleagues who tell you far too much about their personal lives, unless you're genuinely friends with them as well of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 2 hours ago, NJ2 said: I’ll let you lot tell him you think he’s FTW... Poet of the Macabre looking well. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 I saw a little kid who must have been 5 at most with EarPods in.He looked like his parents would be complete arseholes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 Overshare or declare every problem they have in their lives on social media. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Wear Jeans that have turn-ups, often accompanied by brown shoes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dysartrovers Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 People that feel the need to speak to you on holiday because they are also Scottish. I have absolutely no interest in knowing where you are from and how close it is to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Guys who are exceptionally tall who have exceptionally short wives. In other words, "I'm a midget and no woman will go with someone shorter than themselves. All I have left to pick is the 5 foot brigade. Why can't the tall guys who have their pick leave them all to me?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Probably mentioned already but colleagues who tell you far too much about their personal lives, unless you're genuinely friends with them as well of course.I have a colleague who has told me so much about their bizarre life that I just put headphones on as soon as I see them.In a previous job I worked with a guy who would continually talk about the prostitutes he had shagged in Thailand. On my final shift I walked out to my car with him and he carried on talking about how great the hooker he had as a ‘companion’ on his last trip was, I was very keen to just get out of there but because of politeness I had to stand in the car park nodding while this guy told me about how he’d had sex two or three times a day the whole holiday and paid her extra at the end. Looking back I should’ve booted him in the baws but everything’s better in hindsight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 People that feel the need to speak to you on holiday because they are also Scottish. I have absolutely no interest in knowing where you are from and how close it is to me Depends where you are. If it's Spain or some other touristy European country it's not a big deal but if I was further afield I'd probably ask where someone was from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I have a colleague who has told me so much about their bizarre life that I just put headphones on as soon as I see them. In a previous job I worked with a guy who would continually talk about the prostitutes he had shagged in Thailand. On my final shift I walked out to my car with him and he carried on talking about how great the hooker he had as a ‘companion’ on his last trip was, I was very keen to just get out of there but because of politeness I had to stand in the car park nodding while this guy told me about how he’d had sex two or three times a day the whole holiday and paid her extra at the end. Looking back I should’ve booted him in the baws but everything’s better in hindsight. I mean, it's a less boring closing gambit than 'good luck in your new job' I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: I have a colleague who has told me so much about their bizarre life that I just put headphones on as soon as I see them. In a previous job I worked with a guy who would continually talk about the prostitutes he had shagged in Thailand. On my final shift I walked out to my car with him and he carried on talking about how great the hooker he had as a ‘companion’ on his last trip was, I was very keen to just get out of there but because of politeness I had to stand in the car park nodding while this guy told me about how he’d had sex two or three times a day the whole holiday and paid her extra at the end. Looking back I should’ve booted him in the baws but everything’s better in hindsight. Do you work in the glam rock industry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 4 hours ago, dysartrovers said: People that feel the need to speak to you on holiday because they are also Scottish. I have absolutely no interest in knowing where you are from and how close it is to me I say I'm Russian if they haven't already heard me speaking in English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 (edited) On 16/10/2019 at 12:23, smpar said: Probably mentioned already but colleagues who tell you far too much about their personal lives, unless you're genuinely friends with them as well of course. I know, right? I'm about to sneak into their house and kill them with an axe. Edited October 17, 2019 by Leonard Cohen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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