Jacksgranda Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Just now, The Skelpit Lug said: Is the answer each child should pick one apple over 2 hours? Only when filling the bath while travelling from Edinburgh to London by train. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 22 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: There's 18 years between my oldest stepchild and my youngest one. There's 24 years between the oldest grandchild and the youngest. The oldest grandchild is closer in age to 4 of her aunts than her youngest cousin. There was 16 years between my mother's oldest brother and her youngest sister. There's 24 years between my oldest cousin and the youngest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Giving your son the same first name as your own Being usually known by your middle name rather than your first name 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 2 hours ago, A96 said: Giving your son the same first name as your own Being usually known by your middle name rather than your first name I get called by my middle name. I've had problems cashing cheques and even had 999 hang up on me when I was trying to report my car getting broken into (because I gave them the wrong name for the householder). Now I find out it makes people wary too. Great, thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 People who have business cards.People who use Scotland flags as part of their twitter account name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 19 hours ago, coprolite said: I get called by my middle name. I've had problems cashing cheques and even had 999 hang up on me when I was trying to report my car getting broken into (because I gave them the wrong name for the householder). Now I find out it makes people wary too. Great, thanks. Nae bother Torquil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 People who drink corona, with a slice of lime. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 If you have to add fruit to your beer to make it taste better, there's a sign you're doing life wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 That’s the only time I get any fruit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Folk in the stand behind a goal who wave their arms around to try and put off a penalty taker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Nae bother Torquil. I was friends with a Torquil. It was his third name. The first two were normal names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Folk in the stand behind a goal who wave their arms around to try and put off a penalty taker.What about when playing Fifa or PES? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 19 hours ago, ThatBoyRonaldo said: People who are eager to slag someone off or claim that someone (usually a professional of some kind) doesn't know what they're talking about. People who will badmouth their kids' teachers are maybe the most common example of this. Healthcare workers and people from the council too. Massive alarm bells when someone starts self-righteously pontificating about how someone with infinitely more knowledge and experience who is there to help them 'doesnt know what they're talking about' or suchlike. Can you add match officials to that list.....?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 14 hours ago, coprolite said: I was friends with a Torquil. It was his third name. The first two were normal names. Compared to Torquil, maybe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 If you have enough money to have 3 names then Torquil should be one of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 28, 2019 Share Posted October 28, 2019 19 hours ago, ThatBoyRonaldo said: People who are eager to slag someone off or claim that someone (usually a professional of some kind) doesn't know what they're talking about. People who will badmouth their kids' teachers are maybe the most common example of this. Healthcare workers and people from the council too. Massive alarm bells when someone starts self-righteously pontificating about how someone with infinitely more knowledge and experience who is there to help them 'doesnt know what they're talking about' or suchlike. Related behaviour is prioritising anecdote or experience over statistics as evidence. Eg: There can't be global warming because it doesn't seem any hotter Smoking can't be bad for you because granny smoked a pipe for 75 years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Anyone who goes on a 120 mile bike ride “for fun” is OFTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 On 29/10/2019 at 00:33, coprolite said: Related behaviour is prioritising anecdote or experience over statistics as evidence. Eg: There can't be global warming because it doesn't seem any hotter Smoking can't be bad for you because granny smoked a pipe for 75 years. I think I'll be taking Donald Trump's word on climate change over 11000 scientists, thank you very much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I think I'll be taking Donald Trump's word on climate change over 11000 scientists, thank you very much. He is highly intelligent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, coprolite said: He is highly intelligent When he talks, you listen. Actually, you do, but not for the right reasons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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