jagfox Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 ❤ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 hour ago, tongue_tied_danny said: To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Cheltenham racegoers are claiming that they have the virus. https://www.stroudnewsandjournal.co.uk/news/18318320.statement-released-cheltenham-festival-staff-racegoers-develop-coronavirus-symptoms/ I watched every day, #pray4me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Folk who like horse racing are FTW anyway 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: To get mugged by a feral horde from on here after@Hedgecutter tells them exactly where that Asda is? I'm not sure @Hedgecutter's eldritch powers work this far South - also unsure that the P&B Hordes will be all that active at that time on a Sunday. I'm thinking I might see about taking the Cat A van just in case, mind.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 On yourself Dutch Toilet Paper Guy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 13 minutes ago, DAFC. said: I'm a key worker so I have to remain at work. I don't want to self-isolate anyway, as it would drive me mad. I have also made myself available for out of hours emergencies and standby at night and at weekends. Staying in at the weekends as well is going to drive me dolally. We have no idea what the out of hours emergencies could involve as yet. All a bit cloak and dagger still, which is frightening, given how detrimental this has been to Italy. I fear if the UK got to those levels, the country would be totally on the bones of its arse. You work in Timpson's ?? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Just now, hearthammer said: You work in Timpson's ?? If you are a fat b*****d, or indeed a skinny b*****d, I can extend or shorten belts with ease. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Romeo said: Oh ffs.. That's it lads, no more pissing about. Serious stuff only now. You'll be fine. Henrik Larsson cures depression. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) 26 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Wee tear. Betty' house will be getting rattled for bog roll and pasta within the hour. 21 minutes ago, Gaz said: Folk who like horse racing are FTW anyway You'll not be watching me until the end of June. Edited March 20, 2020 by ayrmad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 We're going to be under police / military lockdown within a couple of weeks. There are an insane amount of absolute weapons who are not taking this seriously. On my way home from getting petrol last night just about every jakey old man pub I saw was crammed full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 If you could only buy one food product from the shops what would it be? For me it would be cheese - lasts for ages and goes with everything from...actually can’t think of anything is doesn’t go with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Gaz said: We're going to be under police / military lockdown within a couple of weeks. There are an insane amount of absolute weapons who are not taking this seriously. On my way home from getting petrol last night just about every jakey old man pub I saw was crammed full. It's ironic isn't it? The people who are most vulnerable to this are the same people who think they're invincible to everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Alert Mongoose said: If you could only buy one food product from the shops what would it be? For me it would be cheese - lasts for ages and goes with everything from...actually can’t think of anything is doesn’t go with. Pizza. I could live on pizza. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Just now, Alert Mongoose said: If you could only buy one food product from the shops what would it be? For me it would be cheese - lasts for ages and goes with everything from...actually can’t think of anything is doesn’t go with. Pasta. It lasts forever and it's packed full of carbs. Anything that's good for nutrition will go bad relatively quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Just now, Gaz said: Pizza. I could live on pizza. As long as it doesn’t have fucking mango on it.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Gaz said: Pizza. I could live on pizza. Well said that man. 2 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: As long as it doesn’t have fucking mango on it.... ^^^^ ‘President of Iceland’ type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 We're going to be under police / military lockdown within a couple of weeks. There are an insane amount of absolute weapons who are not taking this seriously. On my way home from getting petrol last night just about every jakey old man pub I saw was crammed full.You don’t need the military or police you just need the authoritys to force closure, that way theres no where to go plus the owners can claim of their insurance, turn of their gas n leckie and so on and hopefully survive to re open 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: If you could only buy one food product from the shops what would it be? For me it would be cheese - lasts for ages and goes with everything from...actually can’t think of anything is doesn’t go with. Doesn't go well with cereal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) 15 minutes ago, The Saintee said: Doesn't go well with cereal. Has this been proven? Cheese on a Weetabix would be tremendous. Roasted cheese on Weetabix. Edited March 20, 2020 by Alert Mongoose 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: If you could only buy one food product from the shops what would it be? For me it would be cheese - lasts for ages and goes with everything from...actually can’t think of anything is doesn’t go with. Tinned pulses: extremely good value protein, practically bombproof shelf life, full of essential nutrients and can be turned into anything from an Italian bean stew, through to a curry. Whereas the pasta-hoarding idiots will end up with scurvy by the end of 14 days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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