When Is It Acceptable To Physically Assault Someone?

[tongue_tied_danny]

I'd go for a gospel choir singing an adapted version of the "he's a man of wealth and taste" part of "Sympathy for the Devil" as I somersaulted towards the ring like Jake Blues when James Brown asks if he's seen the light.

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

Flounce down to the ring with this on, and then slap Mullarkey around.

 

Thank you.

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Lot of heavy metal in the entrance music choices. Kinda makes me question my personal choice of Erasure. 

It would be Kaci and the Sunshine Band if my name fitted in for my fans to sing.

Mine would be ‘You make my dreams’ by Hall and Oates so just you stick with Erasure. 

[John Lambies Doos]

When is it acceptable to sleep with another man's wife?

When you're fixing her leak

[tongue_tied_danny]

9 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:

Mine would be ‘You make my dreams’ by Hall and Oates so just you stick with Erasure. 

Why am I thinking that you'd be dressed like Patrick Bateman and swinging an axe around at the time?

Edited September 16, 2020 by tongue_tied_danny

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

1 minute ago, tongue_tied_danny said:

Why am I thinking that you'd be dressed like Patrick Bateman and swinging an axe around at the time?

Just the coat, nothing else.  

[Bairnardo]

Talk to me about ring gear.
This is admittedly an area I need to give greater consideration to.

Wrestling or boxing? It's a smaller canvas with the sweet science. Really just the shorts to customise. Wrestling literally goes from nothing but budgie smuggler to..... Well whatever the f**k golddust used to wear.

[Miguel Sanchez]

3 hours ago, Richey Edwards said:

What other "when is it acceptable..." threads can we start? Anyone got any ideas?

When is it acceptable to grass?

[Miguel Sanchez]

18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Lot of heavy metal in the entrance music choices. Kinda makes me question my personal choice of Erasure. 

It would be Kaci and the Sunshine Band if my name fitted in for my fans to sing.

[Chicken Wing]

I would just enter to Steven Regal's "A real man's man" theme tune.

[Bairnardo]

Would you accept "auto correct"?

[Bert Raccoon]

4 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

Anyone had a think about their entrance music?

 

[Gaz]

3 hours ago, Ron Aldo said:

If I could turn back the time on my mother's stair-pushing, I would definitely reconsider it

[D.A.F.C]

Quite like this kind of idea for a ring walk, people would start shouting Chelsea though.

[Bert Raccoon]

 

[Rugster]

5 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

Anyone had a think about their entrance music?

 

[Bairnardo]

 

A solid choice but Puffy and Jimmy Page might be the more aggressive choice to intimidate ones opposite number.

Rap music plays well with boxing. Mama says knock you out is a bit cliche but theres a lot of good choices in the genre.

[Gaz]

I have held a long-controversial opinion amongst my mates that Puff Daddy's Come with Me is not only better than Kashmir, but it also better than about 95% of Led Zeppelin's entire back catalogue, which is for the most part utter w**k.

[Rugster]

Just now, Gaz said:

I have held a long-controversial opinion amongst my mates that Puff Daddy's Come with Me is not only better than Kashmir, but it also better than about 95% of Led Zeppelin's entire back catalogue, which is for the most part utter w**k.

Led Zeppelin are pish. It’s the classical side of it and the contrast with Slash that makes Escala’s version the best. And, well, look at them. 

[Bairnardo]

1 minute ago, Rugster said:

Led Zeppelin are pish. It’s the classical side of it and the contrast with Slash that makes Escala’s version the best. And, well, look at them. 

You are going out there to f**k someone up. You cant be standing in the corner waiting for your wee swelly to go down....