philpy Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Speak up Brown you're through You've ripped, you'll have to pay for it I'll name that tune In one Who let that duck in More tea vicar -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 I don't know about farting phrases but I can burp the alphabet - does that count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 QUACK! HONK! Sew a button on that Better out than in No more curried eggs for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Shandrix Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Stood on a frog Nothing else required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Did you cut the cheese? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 The big fat cow went (cue the fart) against the wall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Bit more choke and she'd have started Come in, it's open More tea vicar? Aye, that's what she said Aye, well, you know yerself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Anyone else with a copy of Roger's Profanisaurus want to contribute to this thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Listen to this, too good to miss, doo doo doo-doo doo doo, FART. Better out than in. Good Arse! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statts1976uk Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 I personally like shouting out "COVID test" when I let one rip in the house to see if they can smell the aroma of roses and lavender! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 I'm sure if you gave it more choke it would have started. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 That's the last of the shower gel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Oops I think Ive shit myself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Big appeal from the Australian's there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Knock yourselves out. https://www.myinstants.com/search/?name=Fart 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 55 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Knock yourselves out. https://www.myinstants.com/search/?name=Fart I've been hunted out the living room already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 "Going through the gears" Going through the gears.mp3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Your horn's working! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Thanks for giving us beans mum Thanks for knowing what beans means Beans means......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Dumbarton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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