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Any P&Bers ever attended a nightclub alone?

 

Any P&Bers ever attempted to get out of a nightclub entry fee by claiming to be the chancellor of the duchy of Lancaster?

 

Any P&Bers ever had a post divorce midlife crisis? 

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He used to do one of those yoof shows on Channel 4 when Eurotrash or The Word was off air. He was there to add some fascist “balance”. The folk on the show complained about having to work with him as his constant farting was so bad. 

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18 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

He used to do one of those yoof shows on Channel 4 when Eurotrash or The Word was off air. He was there to add some fascist “balance”. The folk on the show complained about having to work with him as his constant farting was so bad. 

Remember that....unfortunately 

 

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Gove is getting even more desperate in his attempts to seem like a normal person before his inevitable tilt at being PM. He also suddenly appears to have become the biggest football fan in the world in recent months. Straight out of the Johnson playbook.

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38 minutes ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said:

Gove is getting even more desperate in his attempts to seem like a normal person before his inevitable tilt at being PM. He also suddenly appears to have become the biggest football fan in the world in recent months. Straight out of the Johnson playbook.

Definitely been advised that playing the clown goes over well with the English electorate. Expect TV spots, overplayed buffoonery, and sympathetic newspapers to go hard on the “daft old Uncle Mickey - a loveable goofball really” angle.

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