19QOS19 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 years of a pandemic, war in Europe, extortionate energy bills, cost of living crisis, tanking economy but haud the fucking bus some old dearie has died so lets stop everything for 2 weeks while we attempt some dystopian society of enforced mourning that would make North Korea proud. f**k this servile, forelock tugging pish. If people want to fawn over nonce harbouring, entitled weirdos that's up to you. Away and greet in your own time and let the rest of us get on with our lives. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Just had an email at work asking if anyone wants to volunteer to "line the Kingsway in Dundee" on Sunday as Boxed Liz is passing through on route to Edinburgh. It says we need to, and I quote "represent Dundee in its best light to the world's media". Might go along and redirect her down the Hilltown. I couldn't trust myself not to push the button for a green man at one of the pedestrian crossings. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 35 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Just had an email at work asking if anyone wants to volunteer to "line the Kingsway in Dundee" on Sunday as Boxed Liz is passing through on route to Edinburgh. It says we need to, and I quote "represent Dundee in its best light to the world's media". Might go along and redirect her down the Hilltown. There will surely be one 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: There will surely be one She'll need to pass a big Morrisons, Tesco and Asda on route so could happen thrice. And an Aldi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 39 minutes ago, MuckleMoo said: Mitchell just referred to Buckingham palace as the big house 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: She'll need to pass a big Morrisons, Tesco and Asda on route so could happen thrice. And an Aldi. En route. FFS, have some respect! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 At this moment in time, the BBC homepage has "sense of duty", "life in service", "symbol of continuity", and "a constant presence".That's a pretty full bingo bard right there. And also, rather bizarrely, a link which I will not dignify by opening, entitled "this is the moment history stops". Nope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 55 minutes ago, MuckleMoo said: Mitchell just referred to Buckingham palace as the big house Is it staying open? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 21 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: At this moment in time, the BBC homepage has "sense of duty", "life in service", "symbol of continuity", and "a constant presence". Nothing that involves actually doing anything, then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Just now, ParsJake said: Nothing that involves actually doing anything, then. Carefully chosen words to mask "incredibly rich, privileged by birth person who had nothing to do with you dies, at an age you cant hope to reach" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 29 minutes ago, Darren said: En route. FFS, have some respect! Sorry, was in full Brexit mode there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clown Job Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 3 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Met Office scales back forecasts 'as a mark of respect to Queen' I'm sure there will be more like that, but jeezo, the country is completely losing the plot. Thought this was a joke at first 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 https://uk.yahoo.com/news/lizard-liz-dead-villagers-round-110031368.html Jaki did not read the room well, membership of the Fish Frier's Federation has been revoked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 (edited) Need an increase on greenies for the next week or two. Edited September 9, 2022 by thistledo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 (edited) Christ Edited September 9, 2022 by Autistisches Nilpferd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 hours ago, djchapsticks said: "Sentimental fool" is merely one of the insults which spring to mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, Autistisches Nilpferd said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-59761477 Christ f**k all to do with me mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 47 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: At this moment in time, the BBC homepage has "sense of duty", "life in service", "symbol of continuity", and "a constant presence". That's a pretty full bingo bard right there. And also, rather bizarrely, a link which I will not dignify by opening, entitled "this is the moment history stops". Nope. Actually it did stop. Bit of a glitch somewhere. But not to worry. We got it going again. Problem sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 History has stopped? So nothing that happens now is actually happening and we're in some kind of limbo or frozen in time? Bit of a blow that TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 Standing room only at the ice rinks this weekend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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