Bairnardo Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 There really ought to be (and there might be already) a twitter account which counts up the number of times the utterly intangible, and conveniently non measurable qualities of the Queen get mentioned this week. Il go for "sense of duty" to take the top spot by a considerable margin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: There really ought to be (and there might be already) a twitter account which counts up the number of times the utterly intangible, and conveniently non measurable qualities of the Queen get mentioned this week. Il go for "sense of duty" to take the top spot by a considerable margin. I admired her constant presence ie existing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Imagine if one of the last things you did on Earth was to grant Liz Truss & Boris Johnson some of your time. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcal Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: There really ought to be (and there might be already) a twitter account which counts up the number of times the utterly intangible, and conveniently non measurable qualities of the Queen get mentioned this week. Il go for "sense of duty" to take the top spot by a considerable margin. Aye, also, "devotion to a life of public service" or some other nonsensical shite like that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 (edited) She saw the size of the bill to heat a fucking palace and had a heart attack. Edited September 8, 2022 by DA Baracus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 I'm quite looking forward to the new coins in a geeky kind of way. At least these ones should have the right name on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, DiegoDiego said: I'm quite looking forward to the new coins in a geeky kind of way. At least these ones should have the right name on them. Think of the commemorative plate pottery industry... "now, lads - it's been a rough couple of years, but..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Rolling news coverage waiting on an aircraft landing. What a country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: Rolling news coverage waiting on an aircraft landing. What a country. Aye, and just so they can announce that someone who has likely been pan breid for hours has finally passed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Fucking hell: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Have some faith in Magic Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Maybe they are in tears because they know the rest of their holiday is going to be fucked when everything shuts down. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Have some faith in Magic said: Maybe they are in tears because they know the rest of their holiday is going to be fucked when everything shuts down. In the same spirit I did text my old man telling him shite luck being retired and missing out on the public holiday bonanza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: In the same spirit I did text my old man telling him shite luck being retired and missing out on the public holiday bonanza. It's only 1 day mind - the day of the funeral 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 They better not plant her on a Saturday and f**k up the fixtures. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, pub car king said: They better not plant her on a Saturday and f**k up the fixtures. I think it's supposed to be ten days after her death but that's a Sunday. They might change that, hopefully to the Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Liz Truss's first achievement in office is murdering the Queen. King Charles will be handing her some sort of dukedom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 https://twitter.com/DavidMUFC99/status/1567887880822964226?s=20&t=LXk6-nXDqfaWlW1Lvu9JFg 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 43 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: There really ought to be (and there might be already) a twitter account which counts up the number of times the utterly intangible, and conveniently non measurable qualities of the Queen get mentioned this week. Il go for "sense of duty" to take the top spot by a considerable margin. Flicked over to BBC 1 there to hear Witchell tell us that her humility has been key to her reign. Imagine being that much of a snivelling little c**t that you go on TV desperately sucking the arse of a family who absolutely despise you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, Mark Connolly said: Flicked over to BBC 1 there to hear Witchell tell us that her humility has been key to her reign. Imagine being that much of a snivelling little c**t that you go on TV desperately sucking the arse of a family who absolutely despise you Like the SFA and Rangers innit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabianKnight Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 I'm already cringing at how much of an absolute flag shagging orgy this is going to be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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