The Pie and Bovril Dead Pool 2022

[Willie adie]

4 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I've replied to everyone who's sent me a list so far.

I've sent you message

[Miguel Sanchez]

3 minutes ago, Willie adie said:

I've sent you message

You have to create a new message and sent it to me in that. If you post something in the old PM I won't get it.

[hk blues]

12 hours ago, Willie adie said:

I've sent you message

^^^

Looking for a full frontal nudity image IMO

[get_the_subbies_on]

List submitted.

[Raidernation]

Team submitted, complete with 3 subs

[Mark Connolly]

First choice XV ready to go, but I suspect I may need some subs

[Aim Here]

1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said:

First choice XV ready to go, but I suspect I may need some subs

There's famous folks you don't think will see out the next fortnight? I'd ask who, but I'm guessing it's a trade secret until Jan 1st.

[Mark Connolly]

Just now, Aim Here said:

There's famous folks you don't think will see out the next fortnight? I'd ask who, but I'm guessing it's a trade secret until Jan 1st.

Well, for starters, 12 of the 2021 team are still around...

[Oystercatcher]

I've sent in my team, looking at possible relegation in my first year in the top flight

[peasy23]

I'll be submitting my team in  between Christmas and New Year when I can cheer myself up a bit from the usual festive season depression.

I will of course be rewarding the survivors from this year's team for their outstanding loyalty by including them again next year, possibly even promoting a couple to captain/vice captain roles.

[TxRover]

 

List submitted, last years with a few younger/healthier long-shots replaced by decrepit types.

[invergowrie arab]

5 years on I'm still raging about the Lauryn Hill rule. The equivalent of someone on Hot Dogs and Root Beer picking a player from Crossgates Primrose and suddenly Ronaldo and Messi are out of scope.

[Aim Here]

In an idle moment of curiosity, decided to look up the oldest Dead Pool team that is yet to score.

It turns out to be @Mo Wonderboy's team from 2017, and, sadly, it's just a theme team of young people who annoy him, which explains why it's so far failed to score for it's fifth year running. I'm guessing this team could be reused right through to about 2040 before a pick needs to be replaced...

Alfie Deyes (Annoying c**t from YouTube that my Mrs sits listening to) **CAPTAIN**
Zoe Sugg (Girlfriend of above annoying c**t) **VICE CAPTAIN**
Rob Kardashian (Waster From Fame Hungry Family)
Ricky Lamar Hawk AKA Silentó (Some young rapper)
Rico Rodriguez (Wee chubby actor)
Lance Stroll (Posh boy driving expensive cars)
Max Verstappen (Less posh boy driving expensive cars)
Ethan Couch (Not as good a driver as the last two on my list)
Venus Angelic (Daft cow thinks she is a doll)
Sidney Royel Selby III AKA Desiigner (Another young rapper)
Malala Yousafzai (Political activist)
Tyger Drew-Honey (The result of some accidental Ben Dover scene)
Joey Badass (Another Rapper)
Keith Cozart AKA Chief Keef (And...Another Rapper)
Meghan Trainor (Chubby singer) 

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Still, Malala got married recently so good for her.

[BillyAnchor]

11 hours ago, Aim Here said:

In an idle moment of curiosity, decided to look up the oldest Dead Pool team that is yet to score.

It turns out to be @Mo Wonderboy's team from 2017, and, sadly, it's just a theme team of young people who annoy him, which explains why it's so far failed to score for it's fifth year running. I'm guessing this team could be reused right through to about 2040 before a pick needs to be replaced...

Alfie Deyes (Annoying c**t from YouTube that my Mrs sits listening to) **CAPTAIN**
Zoe Sugg (Girlfriend of above annoying c**t) **VICE CAPTAIN**
Rob Kardashian (Waster From Fame Hungry Family)
Ricky Lamar Hawk AKA Silentó (Some young rapper)
Rico Rodriguez (Wee chubby actor)
Lance Stroll (Posh boy driving expensive cars)
Max Verstappen (Less posh boy driving expensive cars)
Ethan Couch (Not as good a driver as the last two on my list)
Venus Angelic (Daft cow thinks she is a doll)
Sidney Royel Selby III AKA Desiigner (Another young rapper)
Malala Yousafzai (Political activist)
Tyger Drew-Honey (The result of some accidental Ben Dover scene)
Joey Badass (Another Rapper)
Keith Cozart AKA Chief Keef (And...Another Rapper)
Meghan Trainor (Chubby singer) 

 

To be fair rappers do get shot dead at pretty regular intervals.

[Mark Connolly]

There's a fair chance Toto Wolff might convince some fans to murder Max Verstappen too...

[alta-pete]

Just a cautionary tale about my own fall from grace:

2019, I’m Dead Pool Champion with a record points haul. 
2021, I’m flat last with nil points. 

Fair ruined my year.

Will need an in-depth post mortem of this moribund performance before submitting my 2022 team. Of course what’ll happen is I’ll rotate out my bunch of immortals only for them to then start dropping like flies. 

FML 

[HI HAT]

Team submitted subs on standby, after a bright start for 2021 I'm looking for more and regular effort from next year's team.

All the best to everyone's team for 2022.

Hi Hat

[dagane]

Last year's non triers dumped and a top of the league squad selected in their place

[JustOneCornetto]

7 hits and 2nd place in 2020 was my best year and although I have 6 hits so far this year I've dropped to 17th place so a major overhaul is needed. Only one of my 2021 squad is retained and I'm hoping that I have quite a few solo shots for much needed bonus points.