TxRover Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 3 minutes ago, Archie McSquackle said: Why would you take a gun going for a jog? Phone, earphones, maybe a bottle of water. Gun? ‘Merica… …and,maybe, snakes? https://www.texastribune.org/2010/04/27/rick-perry-shoots-coyote/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 58 minutes ago, TxRover said: ‘Merica… …and,maybe, snakes? https://www.texastribune.org/2010/04/27/rick-perry-shoots-coyote/ More worried about Republicans, TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moses1924 Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 1 hour ago, TxRover said: ‘Merica… …and,maybe, snakes? https://www.texastribune.org/2010/04/27/rick-perry-shoots-coyote/ "Rick Perry shoots Coyote", is the next part of that headline "Roadrunner Celebrates" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 School headteacher put out a message today reminding dog owners that dogs are not permitted on school grounds. Hopefully this goes the same way as the parking war's of last year and results in high viz dog monitors having arguments with folk who don't think they need to follow the rules.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 18, 2023 Author Share Posted August 18, 2023 Dog bites horse https://x.com/crimeldn/status/1692601257716809919?s=46&t=VI9PBOGiArQ8qgQBk99O4w 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 30, 2023 Author Share Posted August 30, 2023 Daily Star guide to fighting off an XL bully. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/daily-star-guide-fighting-xl-30823623 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 9 hours ago, ICTChris said: Daily Star guide to fighting off an XL bully. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/daily-star-guide-fighting-xl-30823623 Sage advice, as always. I'll be carrying a knife to stab any confrontational dugs I see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Sage advice, as always. I'll be carrying a knife to stab any confrontational dugs I see. Its vicious cycle really, because we all know that people only have these dugs to ensure they are safe from knife wielding thugs..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Its vicious cycle really, because we all know that people only have these dugs to ensure they are safe from knife wielding thugs..... I'll stab them when they're tied up outside shops, then watch from a discreet distance when the owner returns with their energy drinks. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 41 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'll stab them when they're tied up outside shops, then watch from a discreet distance when the owner returns with their energy drinks. In the absence of an American-style right to bear arms, surely the only way to beat a dangerous dog is to have a bigger dangerous dog, or perhaps 2 of them? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 3 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: In the absence of an American-style right to bear arms, surely the only way to beat a dangerous dog is to have a bigger dangerous dog, or perhaps 2 of them? Can you buy a Wolf ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 Quote Its main weapon against you is its teeth, so the first thing to do is try and get something between you and them like a rucksack or stick, Grylls wrote. The next thing to think about is which part of your body are you more comfortable with it biting, he noted. Grylls explains that you will want to protect the parts of you that are most vulnerable like your head, neck and groin – which are also the parts that the dog is likely to go for. One of the top places for it to take is the arm as it has more bone and will bleed less than a leg. Try and wrap something around it first if you can but don’t try and rip your arm out of it does get its teeth in. Grylls noted that in a worst-case scenario, this is a fight to the death so do all you can to stay off the ground and instead try and flatten the dog with your body weight. The ribs of dogs are fragile and use your free arm to go for its eyes or hit the back of the head at the base of the skull. If for whatever reason you have a blade with you under the front legs and above the shoulder are the most vulnerable areas. It may also be worth trying to cover the dog’s head with a coat to disorientate, Positively writes, as this might give you the opportunity to escape. Good advice in there right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 47 minutes ago, AndyM said: Can you buy a Wolf ? No problem, squire, I can do you a specially bred miniature wolf, easily concealed and guaranteed vicious. It's British too, from God's own county Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: No problem, squire, I can do you a specially bred miniature wolf, easily concealed and guaranteed vicious. It's British too, from God's own county Hide contents That is not a wolf. It's my Great Aunt Mabel's handbag decoration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 15 hours ago, ICTChris said: Daily Star guide to fighting off an XL bully. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/daily-star-guide-fighting-xl-30823623 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 On 31/08/2023 at 08:06, Sergeant Wilson said: I'll stab them when they're tied up outside shops, then watch from a discreet distance when the owner returns with their energy drinks. The only way to stop a bad dog with teeth is a good guy with a knife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 @throbber. Please educate these delinquents in the art of disabling a rabid dog. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Finger up the arse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 A guy at school told me that if you pull a dogs front legs apart sideways it breaks all their ribs and disables them. Can’t 100% confirm that it will work but it sounds legit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 3 minutes ago, coprolite said: A guy at school told me that if you pull a dogs front legs apart sideways it breaks all their ribs and disables them. Can’t 100% confirm that it will work but it sounds legit. Yes you can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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