Richey Edwards Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 I need names for a female hamster. In a historic moment, Pie and Bovril will name a hamster. Go! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Wohofb or Hofbwo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Eddy Richards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 When my step daughter was little we got her a hamster. Not a female, but a male. We named him Buster. To this day, she does not know that we named him after Buster Gonads. That wee hamster was dragging around a scrotum of epic proportions. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 I worked with a woman than looked like a hamster. Her name was Elona if that helps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Cuntface The Hamster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 15 minutes ago, scottsdad said: When my step daughter was little we got her a hamster. Not a female, but a male. We named him Buster. To this day, she does not know that we named him after Buster Gonads. That wee hamster was dragging around a scrotum of epic proportions. We had a female and we named her Erica after Erica Roe. She didn't have a massive pair of tits as far as I am aware nor did she interrupt a live sporting event by running across the field in the scud (again as far as I'm aware). So, Erica gets my vote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 X 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 We have a female hamster called Molly. Fucking boring pet, sleeps all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said: I need names for a female hamster. In a historic moment, Pie and Bovril will name a hamster. Go! How about initial suggestions by posters, followed by a Richey Edwards-selected narrowed-down shortlist, followed by the addition of a poll for a final decision members' vote? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 (edited) How are we supposed to name a hamster without knowing what it looks like, or some hints about its personality? Edit: John McGinn's Arse. Edited October 11, 2022 by BFTD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 11, 2022 Author Share Posted October 11, 2022 1 minute ago, BFTD said: How are we supposed to name a hamster without knowing what it looks like, or some hints about its personality? I don't currently have the hamster. She was an unwanted birthday present for my nephew's half-brother. I did not particularly want another pet but I hate pets being ignored and not wanted, so I will take her. I've had hamsters before and they are no bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: I don't currently have the hamster. She was an unwanted birthday present for my nephew's half-brother. I did not particularly want another pet but I hate pets being ignored and not wanted, so I will take her. I've had hamsters before and they are no bother. Looks like she's got some white splotches on her back. Any suggestions, @RH33? Get her a nice cage FFS. Edit: the hamster, not @RH33 Edited October 11, 2022 by BFTD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: I don't currently have the hamster. She was an unwanted birthday present for my nephew's half-brother. I did not particularly want another pet but I hate pets being ignored and not wanted, so I will take her. I've had hamsters before and they are no bother. Jane Doe. If you leave a baby at a fire station, this is the name they give her. Sounds like a similar situation to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnash Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Alexa 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Sue Ellen Cassiana. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Chiggsy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Malcolm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Haaland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Hamsters just piss themselves all the time dont they? Spoiler McKee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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