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23 minutes ago, Ken Fitlike said:

Smoking on oil rig helicopters c/w ashtray, a few beers, wearing street clothes without survival suits. 

Did you rappel onto the rig like Arnie in Predator also?

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1 hour ago, coprolite said:

The little white dot was a sign. It means something really heavy. It means it's time to go to bed. 

I wish we had a video recorder then we could record it and watch it in the morning! 
 

I am sure many playground discussions the day after The Young Ones just consisted of us all quoting the previous night’s episode. 

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Just now, Dunfermline Don said:

I wish we had a video recorder then we could record it and watch it in the morning! 
 

I am sure many playground discussions the day after The Young Ones just consisted of us all quoting the previous night’s episode. 

Come the 90s and we had 2 video recorders. One for upstairs and one for the living room. I learned how to rig them up together to make copies of movies. Which reminds me:

Putting sellotape over the tab so that you can record on a video tape, or breaking the plastic tab off if it is one you want to keep. 

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2 hours ago, RiffRaff said:

It's Five to Five and it's Crackerjack

CRACKERJACK

 

2 hours ago, scottsdad said:

I'm 43 and don't get this. 

Gets me so angry when people mention shows I have no knowledge of....

...Ooh, I could crush a grape!!.

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4 hours ago, jimbaxters said:

On another note, I was unaware until recently about the fact that there are various closing lines to this song...

 

Stop the bus, I want a wee wee

Stop the bus I want a wee wee

Stop the bus I want a wee wee

A wee wee....

 

Complete as you remember it being in your part of the country.

 

After sitting singing this trying to think what I (we) used to sing I've remembered and I don't want to because it's racist.

Although it was I need a weewee rather than want, I remember that.

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2 hours ago, Dunfermline Don said:

TV finishing around 11pm - midnight and then being left with a wee white dot on the screen, there was no breakfast TV either.

Pubs being shut on a Sunday and having to go to a Hotel Bar for a drink, if they had a satellite dish you could watch the live English game via Borders TV.

Standing outside Radio Rentals on a Saturday afternoon to get the football results. 

You forgot to mention that it finished at 11pm, they played the national anthem and then it went to a white dot.

All those drunken patriots snoring anyway to GSTQ.

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1 minute ago, Fullerene said:

You forgot to mention that it finished at 11pm, they played the national anthem and then it went to a white dot.

All those drunken patriots snoring anyway to GSTQ.

Did all channels do that or just the Beeb?

 I also remember the religious spot every night ‘Late Call’ which was the inspiration for the Rev I M Jolly. 
 

Thankfully we had all night TV by the time I was working overnight in Casinos or I would have had to talk to the other staff in the staff room on my breaks! 

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3 hours ago, Derry Alli said:

Wullie Lows yi posh bastirt! Get it half the price in Jimmy Reids!

As a teen I worked in Wullie Lows in the Overgate and it was anything but posh, every Jakie in town visited daily.

66p an hour.

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1 hour ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

Mr, do you have a funny face?

f**k off you cheeky c**t.

Pin by Nicholas Richmond on Nostalgia in 2020 | Ice lolly, Walls ice ...

My first memory of ice cream cones is eating square cones like the Cornet pictured here. I think they only lasted a few years in the 70s but such was the impression on the mind of Young Bam that I still regard those new fangled round cones with suspicion...

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10 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

My first memory of ice cream cones is eating square cones like the Cornet pictured here. I think they only lasted a few years in the 70s but such was the impression on the mind of Young Bam that I still regard those new fangled round cones with suspicion...

Heart. Top of the range at one shilling. Could never afford one. Still no idea what they taste like. 

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8 minutes ago, moses1924 said:

the half man half biscuit album title "back in the DHSS" would need an explanation as to what the DHSS was, indeed most references in earlier half man half biscuit songs.

God I could murder a Cadbury's Flake

But then you probably wouldn't let me into heaven

But maybe you would because their adverts promote oral sex

 

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