Arch Stanton Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Geez a gobble. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 I bought a holiday on teletext. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Keep yer hand on yer ha'penny Copyright Scott McClue 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Geez a gobble. Very mills and boon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in Denny Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 They are nothing but chanty wrasslers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 A pint of special and a black and tan please, and change for the juke box 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Was that to get blood on Mortal Kombat? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konami_Code MK blood code was something different. Funny that a wee splash of pixelated blood was a big deal when you look at fatalities in recent MK11. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 I’m more of a QAOP rather than a QZIP kind of person. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 No so much a saying but when did football clubs stop insisting players wore a suit on matchdays? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: How much is a gallon of 4 star and a gallon of 2 star? I asked for 5 gallons of petrol the other day (proper old school petrol station), he said " it's litres these days" I said fine, I'll have five gallons of litres. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specsaver Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 25 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: A pint of special and a black and tan please, and change for the juke box Think that was the order at the Hunting Lodge on my first underage visit before heading to Bayview , u led me astray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Do you still get pints of heavy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 That was a slide rule pass for Arsenal's second goal tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Do you still get pints of heavy? In Dundee you do. At least folk request them in pubs, and something gets delivered to them in a pint glass across the bar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 41 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Do you still get pints of heavy? Heavy’s aff, you want summit else? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 You've got VD! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 9, 2023 Author Share Posted January 9, 2023 1 hour ago, 101 said: No so much a saying but when did football clubs stop insisting players wore a suit on matchdays? Probably when everyone involved realised how pointless and shite it was. 1 hour ago, sophia said: That was a slide rule pass for Arsenal's second goal tonight. I still don't actually know what a slide rule is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 9, 2023 Author Share Posted January 9, 2023 A majority of sayings heard on Off The Ball. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 1 hour ago, 101 said: No so much a saying but when did football clubs stop insisting players wore a suit on matchdays? Fk the suits, at Fir Park these days the stipulation to even be an actual footballer is fairly loosely applied. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Venti said: "I'll use WAP to check the scores" Macaroni in a pot check the scores on my wet ass… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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