peasy23 Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Jojoba? Where I come from that's the month after September. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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philpy Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 17 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Erriffohhh Serubee I love you Erriffoh Serubee Love you too Heeeeeeeeeere in my heeeeeeart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crawford Bridge Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 23:38, Shandon Par said: Toboggan He must have a speech impediment. Pit doon tobacconist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mathematics Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 And ah was thinkin, yer a fuckin jinx. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 I'd like to thank the Catholic Church and the Rhythm Method, without which I wouldn't be here today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BFTD Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 53 fucking virgins! The very thought of 53 fucking virgins, it’s a nightmare! It’s not a fucking present, it’s not a prize, it’s a punishment! Give me 2 fire-breathing whores any day of the week. I’m a slut man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Did Jesus play for Tottenham, Daddy? And you know, in a way, he did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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