Scary Bear Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 On the subject of Woolworths, a friend at work used to purchase a couple of white mice from the pet shop then release them in the pick and mix at Woolworths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 I once stole a police hat out a police car, then broke into the local swimming pool via a dodgy fire door which opened when kicked. Then went skinny dipping, and jumped off the high dale with the police hat on. I also pissed in the pool. An act of evil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 19 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: That was in absolutely no way your fault. Don't blame yourself for that. Thanks Richey, I always will though, I should have helped but I didn't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 28 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Thanks Richey, I always will though, I should have helped but I didn't. That must have been a very horrible and traumatic experience. I know it's easier said than done, but you don't deserve to be haunted by this because you are not responsible. You had no way of knowing what would happen. Nothing you did or didn't do caused that to happen. You didn't compell this person to drink when they should have been working. You were not driving the car that killed them. You are not responsible for other people's actions. Don't torture yourself with what if's and thinking if you had done x or y this situation would have been avoided. This wasn't your mistake. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 30 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: That must have been a very horrible and traumatic experience. I know it's easier said than done, but you don't deserve to be haunted by this because you are not responsible. You had no way of knowing what would happen. Nothing you did or didn't do caused that to happen. You didn't compell this person to drink when they should have been working. You were not driving the car that killed them. You are not responsible for other people's actions. Don't torture yourself with what if's and thinking if you had done x or y this situation would have been avoided. This wasn't your mistake. What you have said makes perfect sense, but still. Thanks for helping. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 20 hours ago, Allan Jacobsen said: I kicked a giraffe to death once You must have some other riotous tales from Kenya? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 13 hours ago, 54_and_counting said: You provided cushy jobs for all the brain dead slobs, dont beat yourself up my good man And you also helped @CHIEF WIGGUMout of a jam I also used shave production costs by cutting corners and using cheap shoddy materials in places where they would not show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 35 minutes ago, Lyle Lanley said: I also used shave production costs by cutting corners and using cheap shoddy materials in places where they would not show. You could have saved even more by not putting solar panels on the trains 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 I upset Andy Halliday's mum and dad at the football once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 7 minutes ago, The Saintee said: I upset Andy Halliday's mum and dad at the football once. Best things you've ever done thread for.... .... etc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Cosmic Joe Posted March 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 18, 2023 (edited) Just minded this one: In the public benches at a High Court trial in a murder case. I got huckled outside by security for shooshing someone continually talking throughout the proceedings. It turned out they were providing a translation for the Lithuanian family of the victim. Not my finest hour. Edited March 18, 2023 by Cosmic Joe 29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 I really can't say in case Lee Wallace is reading. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted March 18, 2023 Share Posted March 18, 2023 23 hours ago, supermik said: Erased 3 Argentinian soldiers with a bayonet. Did they like it up em? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 Not the worst thing I've ever done, but the worst/mankiest I'm willing to admit to on a public forum. When I was wee I had a toilet phobia. I know this is common for kids, but I'm autistic, and it's not the typical 'scared of the noise' phobia I'm talking about, it's the actual act of going to the loo. I used to hud it in to the point whereby i'd end up running to the loo before I shat my breeks, or I'd end up chronically constipated. Anyway. Holiday in a Scottish seaside resort that I will not name because it's entirely likely the proprietors are still alive and will track me down and kill me. Upsets to routine, including being away from home, tended to exacerbate the toileting issue. I'd been hudding it in for days, shat my breeks, and in sheer blind panic hid them in the flip-up seating that is usually used for storing bedding etc in static caravans. Intended to deal with the issue as soon as the responsible adults were otherwise occupied, but the chance never arose and we got in the car and went home the next day. So a big 'sorry' to the poor cleaner, or next holidaying family who had the misfortune to discover my shite-filled green corduroys and blue Y-fronts. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 I was once born from a person who would go on to vote Margaret Thatcher into power in 1979. I've struggled to live with the shame ever since, and I can't apologise enough. Please don't banhammer me. I'm pretty sure the other one went on to vote for whatever grift Nigel Farage was peddling at the time, which might actually be worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 Shoplifted the the International Matchday cassette (zx spectrum) in from Comet on Christmas Eve. Felt a bit bad when it appeared as a present from “Santa” the next day so burned the stolen one with a zippo lighter in the Cooper Park. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 On 17/03/2023 at 16:21, die hard doonhamer said: Didn’t realise people bought them. Most of them were just Lifted. A slight detour but the funniest thing I’ve heard on radio was the dj announcing ‘and here’s a song for Mark Morrison - it’s Lifted by The Lighthouse Family..’ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Shoplifted the the International Matchday cassette (zx spectrum) in from Comet on Christmas Eve. Felt a bit bad when it appeared as a present from “Santa” the next day so burned the stolen one with a zippo lighter in the Cooper Park. Always wondered what places like Comet thought everyone else was doing by keeping the tapes behind the counter. That said, I knew a shop that exclusively sold CDs in Our Price-labelled card sleeves, so I guess people were nicking the empty jewel cases in decent numbers too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 8 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Shoplifted the the International Matchday cassette (zx spectrum) in from Comet on Christmas Eve. Felt a bit bad when it appeared as a present from “Santa” the next day so burned the stolen one with a zippo lighter in the Cooper Park. You are Bart Simpson and I claim my £10 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 Just typing it and hitting 'submit' has probably helped you out a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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