Jives Miguel Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Just glanced at my colleagues mouse and its caked in this coagulated, black sweat and grime. Thank you -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 A guy I used to work with would enter the toilet, wash his hands, do a pish and then leave. It infuriates me now even thinking about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 I knew a guy who shat himself in the car on the way to see a customer. Emptied his trousers in a layby, wiped himself down with some MacDonalds paper napkins then went ahead with the visit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 (edited) Long-winded thread titles? My mate, was in the bog at work and there was some kind of reverse sewage blowback which fired up the said toilet, leaving him covered in goodness knows what. Edited May 4, 2023 by jagfox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 There’s kunts in Scotland who put salt and sauce on their chips, when there’s perfectly good vinegar available. Turns my stomach. Manks. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Generally it's amazing that a couple of years ago people would not enter a building without sanitising their hands and washed their hands constantly. and we already back to a country that at least 50% of blokes can't be bothered to wash their hands before leaving the gents in the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Fat, sweaty, arse crevices. Even worse on the males, in the office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 This new Morrissey song is shite. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Spitting Leaving dirty dishes in sinks Drinking from other people's drinks Using other people's vapes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jives Miguel Posted May 4, 2023 Author Share Posted May 4, 2023 27 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: Generally it's amazing that a couple of years ago people would not enter a building without sanitising their hands and washed their hands constantly. and we already back to a country that at least 50% of blokes can't be bothered to wash their hands before leaving the gents in the pub. 23 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Spitting Leaving dirty dishes in sinks Drinking from other people's drinks Using other people's vapes I do all of these. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flatulent Gannet Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Chewing Gum. Eating it with your mouth open, speaking with it hanging out of your gob, leaving it on seats, tables, pavement, anywhere. It’s a disgusting stain on humanity and should be banned. Rant over 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 When I was at school we went through a phase of throwing chewed up paper. Take a sheet of A5, chew it until it is mush, and throw it at a blackboard, ceiling or fellow student. We called them Soggy Moggies, or World Cuppers. Thinking now, must have driven the teachers mental scraping these things off various surfaces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 37 minutes ago, scottsdad said: When I was at school we went through a phase of throwing chewed up paper. Take a sheet of A5, chew it until it is mush, and throw it at a blackboard, ceiling or fellow student. We called them Soggy Moggies, or World Cuppers. Thinking now, must have driven the teachers mental scraping these things off various surfaces. We called them Soggy Baws at Greenwood in the 70's. A truly vile form of entertainment I had wiped from my memory until I read this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Richey Edwards said: Drinking from other people's drinks If my Mrs drinks from the same bottle as me she wipes it first. It annoys me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 1 hour ago, jagfox said: Fat, sweaty, arse crevices. Even worse on the males, in the office. Seems like it's becoming fashionable for men to allow their arsecrack to hang out of their trousers again. It's also frightening how many videos are on the internet of people surreptitiously stuffing their hand into their arse cleavage, having a good scratch, then giving it a sniff before going about their day. Frightening for hygiene reasons, and also due to how many people are just randomly filming themselves and catch others doing disgusting things in public. 46 minutes ago, scottsdad said: When I was at school we went through a phase of throwing chewed up paper. Take a sheet of A5, chew it until it is mush, and throw it at a blackboard, ceiling or fellow student. We called them Soggy Moggies, or World Cuppers. Thinking now, must have driven the teachers mental scraping these things off various surfaces. That was big at my last school too, exclusively aimed at the ceiling. Years and years of paper bullets dangling down like bacteria-laden stalagtites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 People making pig noises while eating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Not seen much these days but people dropping their used Covid facemasks on the pavement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Smoking is a filthy enough habit in the first place, but around 99 percent discard their horrible fag ends expecting someone else to pick them up. Selfish behaviour 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 3 hours ago, pozbaird said: There’s kunts in Scotland who put salt and sauce on their chips, when there’s perfectly good vinegar available. Turns my stomach. Manks. Vinegar is brewed from fruit, vegetables, alcohol, grains etc. The stuff you get from the chippy is industrial by product. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Flatulent Gannet said: Chewing Gum. Eating it with your mouth open, speaking with it hanging out of your gob, leaving it on seats, tables, pavement, anywhere. It’s a disgusting stain on humanity and should be banned. Rant over 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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