tamthebam Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: My life is ruined by nightmare neighbour running a brothel from her home… I blame her for ending my relationship @Hedgecutter - what's this address? Asking for a friend.... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 4 hours ago, Zetterlund said: Alternative headline 'Man dumped by partner and sacked from job for spending all night in brothel next door'. "Woman leaves man for better offer next door". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 20 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Dog shite on the mother-in-laws grave, people watching as their dogs piss on grave stones, takes it up a level, no hope for humanity, probably. Blaming it on a dug is a new low Biggie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcal Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southernrover Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 On 01/08/2023 at 16:20, LiviLion said: "Dog excrement is disgusting and bad for people's health" Does the writer of that article think they have to pick up and eat dog shit they find? Not picking it up obviously but it does happen - remember reading this a while ago (because of the odd headline!): https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-64253361.amp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 1 hour ago, AuAl said: That's some prescription for a filling. Reconsidering my Turkey Teeth idea now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 51 minutes ago, southernrover said: Not picking it up obviously but it does happen - remember reading this a while ago (because of the odd headline!): https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-64253361.amp Years and years ago when I played rugby, the club I hated going to most was Corstorphine as they played in Union Park and all the locals with dogs just let them crap all over the pitch. It was disgusting. I remember playing at Biggar and they moved the sheep off the pitch just before the game, but at least sheep crap is green and mostly grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 4 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: but at least sheep crap is mostly grass. Surely it's mostly shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Derry Alli said: Surely it's mostly shite? It is, but crap from a mostly grass diet is a world away from dog's crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim McLean's Ghost Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 2 hours ago, AuAl said: Maybe he shouldn't live in the middle of fucking nowhere. If he went 35 miles he could probably have found a dentist in York, Hull or even Scarborough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 3 hours ago, velo army said: Blaming it on a dug is a new low Biggie. WTF are you on about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 48 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: WTF are you on about? Trying to make a poor taste joke about you curling one out on your MIL's grave (like a Les Dawson joke told by Frankie Boyle) and then blaming it on a dog. Needs work on the delivery I suppose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 47 minutes ago, velo army said: Trying to make a poor taste joke about you curling one out on your MIL's grave (like a Les Dawson joke told by Frankie Boyle) and then blaming it on a dog. Needs work on the delivery I suppose. Yeah. get it now, sorry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 2, 2023 Author Share Posted August 2, 2023 6 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Yeah. get it now, sorry. Can you please post a compo face to accompany this? Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 6 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Can you please post a compo face to accompany this? Cheers. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 4 hours ago, AuAl said: Did he get the Donald Trump hair transplant whilst he was waiting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 35 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Just don’t let it shite on the rugby pitch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 3 hours ago, Soapy FFC said: Years and years ago when I played rugby, the club I hated going to most was Corstorphine as they played in Union Park and all the locals with dogs just let them crap all over the pitch. It was disgusting. I remember playing at Biggar and they moved the sheep off the pitch just before the game, but at least sheep crap is green and mostly grass. Before Strathmore RFC bought Inchmacoble from Forfar Town Council, (I was very young at the time, but I'm showing my age here) the council used to let the pitch out for grazing local cattle during the week. 30 minutes before kickoff, the team (and anyone else that was there) had to go out with bockets & spades. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 5 minutes ago, lichtgilphead said: Before Strathmore RFC bought Inchmacoble from Forfar Town Council, (I was very young at the time, but I'm showing my age here) the council used to let the pitch out for grazing local cattle during the week. 30 minutes before kickoff, the team (and anyone else that was there) had to go out with bockets & spades. In the cold winter of 64, we had to wear them as berets for our walk to school. Kept your ears warm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 1 hour ago, lichtgilphead said: Before Strathmore RFC bought Inchmacoble from Forfar Town Council, (I was very young at the time, but I'm showing my age here) the council used to let the pitch out for grazing local cattle during the week. 30 minutes before kickoff, the team (and anyone else that was there) had to go out with bockets & spades. When I first started watching Edinburgh City a committee member went out with a bucket and shovel to pick dog's eggs off the Fernieside pitch I'm not sure you'd get this at grassroots level in Germany or the Netherlands 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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