2426255 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 @Melanius Mullarkey will be along shortly to start sniffing in and about her cleavage no doubt. He likes older birds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 On 25/10/2023 at 13:20, Don Diego De la Vega said: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/couples-worse-fears-come-true-31273986 11 years of free gas comes to an end Hope if anything comes from this it's that Lee sees the pictures and realised he looks like a dick with that hairdo and sorts himself out 1 hour ago, AUcal said: Liam Gallagher up to no good again. Couple who didn't pay for gas for 18 years shocked by £11K bill Fuxake, two 11k bills in less than 5 months is careless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcal Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 12 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Fuxake, two 11k bills in less than 5 months is careless. Ooft. Me making everyone have to see that atrocious hair cut twice. I can only apologise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 On 07/03/2024 at 07:26, Arch Stanton said: The Postman must be ginger because the Derek Adams look-a like sure isn't the father. Ginger hair is a recessive trait and as such it takes both parents passing on the gene for the child to be ginger. It's very common to skip one or more generations and can reappear if both parents, irrespective of hair colour, carry the gene. On 07/03/2024 at 07:53, scottsdad said: I'd never seen shoes gasp for breath before. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 4 hours ago, 2426255 said: @Melanius Mullarkey will be along shortly to start sniffing in and about her cleavage no doubt. He likes older birds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 21 hours ago, AUcal said: Woman, 78, says council keeps leaving ‘nightmare’ piles of grass outside home She said the grass ‘absolutely stinks’ They should double her Council Tax to pay for it to be removed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 Flytippers dump 80 tyres on pensioner couple's driveway and council won't help move them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: Flytippers dump 80 tyres on pensioner couple's driveway and council won't help move them They look tyred. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 33 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: They look tyred. It hasn't been a Goodyear for them. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 39 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: They look tyred. When they find these fly tippers, they will rain down fire and bridgestone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: When they find these fly tippers, they will rain down fire and bridgestone And after that's dun, lop their heads off. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 "Council won't help move them" Turn the tyres on their side and roll them somewhere else. Sorted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: Flytippers dump 80 tyres on pensioner couple's driveway and council won't help move them They could make an obstacle course with all of those and charge people to get in. Easy money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 4 minutes ago, tamthebam said: "Council won't help move them" Turn the tyres on their side and roll them somewhere else. Sorted. Aren't they already on their side? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 They could have hours of fun pretending they're the Chuckle Brothers, throwing them to each other and shouting "TOYO", "to me", "TOYO", "to me". Sorry. Not sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Shocked builder hit with 51 driving fines in one day after racking up £6k charges 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Family furious after rogue Range Rover parked in driveway near airport for days If that was my driveway there's no way that they'd be sneaking the car back out. I wouldn't touch the car but I'd definitely have blocked it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 The Golden Chippy was London’s best restaurant in 2016. Well I never knew….. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Well done the Forestry Department! As if they didn’t have enough buildings in their own backyard. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 2 minutes ago, Molotov said: Well done the Forestry Department! As if they didn’t have enough buildings in their own backyard. "live close together but ensure they stayed independent" should read "live close together but ensure the rich tw@ts didn't have to endure the smell of fousty pish" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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