Derry Alli Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 7 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: "Cameroonian Jeremy Beadle" Calling McTominay "Jarhead" is very on point 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Just now, Derry Alli said: Calling McTominay "Jarhead" is very on point I thoroughly enjoyed the basic "f**k off" after the second goal. Also the "jogging back like malnourished donkeys" made me lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Bournemouth v Chelsea has been eye-bleedingly bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 I wonder which part of Chelsea’s billion pound rebuild plan featured “captain Connor Gallagher”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Every time I run my eyes down that Chelsea line-up, i'll genuinely forget what team I'm looking at and will start to assume it's some lower mid-table guff rather than one of the supposed Big Six™. Some truly astonishing bits of business they've managed to cobble together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David W Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Apparently de Souza Eugenio is actually called Deivid Washington. I'm pretty sure a Chelsea fan wouldn't have a clue who five or six of them are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClydeTon Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 6 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: Every time I run my eyes down that Chelsea line-up, i'll genuinely forget what team I'm looking at and will start to assume it's some lower mid-table guff rather than one of the supposed Big Six™. Some truly astonishing bits of business they've managed to cobble together. It is mid-table guff. Safe last year by only ten points, mind. #tinpot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: At this stage Man United are genuinely hilarious, I get that that is not the look they are going for but they are absolutely smashing the comedy aspect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagar Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 4 hours ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: He did but it wasn't a penalty. The ref made an arse of that. True, but the situation wouldn't have arisen if Hickey had been a bit more aware of his surroundings. Basic stuff for a defender. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 I have really thought about it, and there is no current Premier League fixture with bigger 'Super Sunday 2pm' energy than Bournemouth v Chelsea at the Vitality Stadium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Hoping the injury time board goes up after 85 minutes with minus 5 on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Jackson with the reactions of a mongoose there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Jackson is so far off #barclays level it's unreal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarto Mutiny Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 2 minutes ago, MarkoRaj said: Jackson is so far off #barclays level it's unreal That was a perfect demonstration of how I head a football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Both Man United and Chelsea being terrible after having spent so much money is very funny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Whats the Chelsea equivalent of getting the Norwich scarves out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 What the f**k is a Cole Palmer? Looking at the entire Chelsea squad and the only guy I’d recognise on the street is Sterling. Haven’t even heard of most of the rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 I'm fairly certain that there are lads signed by Chelsea for like 60 million last season who just aren't there anymore and no one can remember who they were to track them down 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Of all the #Barclays games I’ve seen, that was certainly one of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Everton look dire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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