Hedgecutter Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Decorated roadside hay bales. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 On 18/08/2023 at 06:10, Hedgecutter said: Decorated roadside hay bales. Is that your trick to location identification? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 On 15/08/2023 at 22:04, Hedgecutter said: That mid-whizz surprise moment of "I forgot I had asparagus for dinner earlier". I once had the unfortunate experience of forgetting my boyfriend at time had had asparagus at dinner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 TIL that asparagus doesn't just make some people's pish smell strange. I understand that eating pineapple is the way to go, gentlemen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 3 hours ago, RH33 said: I once had the unfortunate experience of forgetting my boyfriend at time had had asparagus at dinner 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Finding a slide (ice), preferably on a wee slope, and managing to slide down it standing up without falling on your arse. I haven’t tried a wee mannie in years mostly on account of my knees. Spoiler Easy tiger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 Having enough time left on your parking ticket to make it worthwhile passing on to another driver as you leave the car park (also nice to receive) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 5 minutes ago, dagane said: Having enough time left on your parking ticket to make it worthwhile passing on to another driver as you leave the car park (also nice to receive) I have never done this, nor had it done to me. Is this a real thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 (edited) 1 minute ago, scottsdad said: I have never done this, nor had it done to me. Is this a real thing? It is. Or was certainly. I've noticed a lot of meters now ask you to input your reg number to combat this Edited August 24, 2023 by Trackdaybob Fuckin so called smart phone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 5 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I have never done this, nor had it done to me. Is this a real thing? Works in killie , you've to pay for a minimum hour ,but any business I have takes about 15 minutes max ,still just an old style ticket with no number plates 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 On 13/08/2023 at 16:22, RuMoore said: A ghostie. This morning I went upstairs after my morning coffee to find only two sheets of toilet paper left on the roll. Imagine my delight at passing one of these. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 2 hours ago, dagane said: Having enough time left on your parking ticket to make it worthwhile passing on to another driver as you leave the car park (also nice to receive) 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: I have never done this, nor had it done to me. Is this a real thing? 2 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: It is. Or was certainly. I've noticed a lot of meters now ask you to input your reg number to combat this We were at Yellowcraig Beach car park a few weeks ago and went to the ticket machine to get a ticket for a 2 hour stay. Just as I was about to stick a £2 coin in the slot, a woman who was leaving pulled up and handed me her all-day ticket. Naturally, we passed it on to someone else when we left. Very common amongst guid fowk. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 I hope you have a good think to yourself when the beach goes bust and gets sold to developers to build student flats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 3 hours ago, dagane said: Having enough time left on your parking ticket to make it worthwhile passing on to another driver as you leave the car park (also nice to receive) A woman tried to do this at a Dunfermline car park, when I put my hand out to take the ticket, the c**t asked for half the value of the ticket, I told her to bolt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 24 minutes ago, Boo Khaki said: I hope you have a good think to yourself when the beach goes bust and gets sold to developers to build student flats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 4 hours ago, dagane said: Having enough time left on your parking ticket to make it worthwhile passing on to another driver as you leave the car park (also nice to receive) Good lad. About 6 months ago I was behind a boy in the manual car wash queue and he must have pressed the wrong button or rung it through twice because he still had 7mins left when he finished. He got in his car and never moved. I was bylin' but just burst out laughing when he turned to face me. (You park side on as hoses aren't long enough to reckon front to back). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 5 hours ago, dagane said: Having enough time left on your parking ticket to make it worthwhile passing on to another driver as you leave the car park (also nice to receive) Used to do that with all-day tickets on the bus. Since it’s all on an app now it’s not really possible. Sometimes I’ll get a return on the train because it’s cheaper than a single (I fucking know) and keep the return ticket in the machine in the hope that someone will need it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 Flushing a sooster of a box shaped kite down the cludgie along with accompanying bog roll. Looks like a blockage, then whoosh. And away.. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 7 hours ago, coprolite said: This morning I went upstairs after my morning coffee to find only two sheets of toilet paper left on the roll. Imagine my delight at passing one of these. Did you find this out after committing or did it come as a surprise? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 1 hour ago, RuMoore said: Did you find this out after committing or did it come as a surprise? I had no choice but to commit. I had a wee pack of snotter tissues on standby but they lack tensile strength. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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