sparky88 Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 On 30/09/2023 at 12:07, superbigal said: None as they are akin to eating straw. No that's shredded wheat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nae Union Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 Orally? One, possibly two if I'm having a leisurely breakfast. Anally? One. Unless they're buttered in which case four, but I'm phoning in sick to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 3 hours ago, TxRover said: But when the 24 Weetabix package shrinks to 22, what will people do? 22 is only divisible by 1, 2 and 11! Portions of 11 it is, its the only reasonable solution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 1 hour ago, sparky88 said: No that's shredded wheat On Nevsky Bridge a Russian stood, Chewing his beard for lack of food, He said "This is tough stuff to eat, But it's f*cking better than shredded wheat" M Gorky, 1923. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnash Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 4 hours ago, GNU_Linux said: Is Weetabix the singular or plural? Both. Like sheep. 3 hours ago, Scary Bear said: For those who eat more than two. Do you have larger than the usual breakfast bowls? Do you have standard bowls and ram as many as possible in? Or do you have two bowls of weetabix? No. 5 wheat biscuits, plus accompanying fruit, fit comfortably in a normal breakfast bowl. Any self respecting man would already know this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnderooMFC Posted October 1, 2023 Share Posted October 1, 2023 23 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: The only breakfast I ever saw my father eat in his entire life. He died young though, so I'd maybe think about varying my diet if I was you. At the weekends I have cheese to be fancy. 2 hours ago, Gnash said: No. 5 wheat biscuits, plus accompanying fruit, fit comfortably in a normal breakfast bowl. Any self respecting man would already know this. I may be outing my own levels of self-respect but uh, how? Are you eating 5 minis? Standing them on their side? Stacking them up but only 2 get covered in milk and the top three are dry? Breaking them all in half and mushing them up one at a time?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 14 hours ago, Swarley said: See also Australia's Weetbix. Absolutely tasteless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 10 hours ago, Gnash said: Both. Like sheep. No. 5 wheat biscuits, plus accompanying fruit, fit comfortably in a normal breakfast bowl. Any self respecting man would already know this. I’ll need photographic evidence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Scary Bear said: I’ll need photographic evidence. Of the sheep? You absolute beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Swarley said: Of the sheep? You absolute beast. It’s called inter species erotica! However, on this occasion I just wanted a photo of a normal sized breakfast bowl with 5 weetabix, and accompanying fruit in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Scary Bear said: It’s called inter species erotica! However, on this occasion I just wanted a photo of a normal sized breakfast bowl with 5 weetabix, and accompanying fruit in it. Not sure it’s proper to call them fruits anymore… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 23 hours ago, Nae Union said: Orally? One, possibly two if I'm having a leisurely breakfast. Anally? One. Unless they're buttered in which case four, but I'm phoning in sick to work. Putting butter on Weetabix? You utter deviant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Any more than 3 at once is just sheer silly. Fibre flakes is the way to go but I'm mostly an overnight oats guy. I used to love Weetabix warmed up with milk and have only just realised I could heat my oats up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 The answer is 1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 Two topped with peppered smoked mackerel. Tremendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnash Posted October 2, 2023 Share Posted October 2, 2023 20 hours ago, AnderooMFC said: I may be outing my own levels of self-respect but uh, how? Are you eating 5 minis? Standing them on their side? Stacking them up but only 2 get covered in milk and the top three are dry? Breaking them all in half and mushing them up one at a time?? Fair questions. Firstly, I consider some foodstuffs 'fitting' in a bowl as long as you can easily walk with it without any of the food falling out. It's ok if some of the food overtops the rim of the bowl. That's the case with 5 wheat biscuits when dry, but when in their mushy state they don't even overtop the bowl. If I remember tomorrow morning I'll give myself a rare treat of 5 wheat biscuits and post photographic evidence on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnash Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 Mmmm. Barely even overtops the bowl. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 23 minutes ago, Gnash said: Mmmm. Barely even overtops the bowl. Please can you add a tape measure for scale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 12 hours ago, Gnash said: Fair questions. Firstly, I consider some foodstuffs 'fitting' in a bowl as long as you can easily walk with it We should ask Michael J Fox about this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted October 3, 2023 Share Posted October 3, 2023 43 minutes ago, Gnash said: Mmmm. Barely even overtops the bowl. Oversize bowl or it's the mini weetabix imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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