Fullerene Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 Remembering someone's birthday when I can't remember their name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 I was on a health and safety course and we were all asked if we had any allergies, to which a guy put his hand up and said he was allergic to dust mites. He then went on to explain that people who are allergic to dust mites aren't actually allergic to the mites themselves but to their shite. A really useless piece of information that I have never really passed on to anyone so here it is for all of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 A few spring to mind... -Bye, Driver -Big Shoe -Your dug's got tits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 5 hours ago, The Moonster said: I was on a health and safety course and we were all asked if we had any allergies, to which a guy put his hand up and said he was allergic to dust mites. He then went on to explain that people who are allergic to dust mites aren't actually allergic to the mites themselves but to their shite. A really useless piece of information that I have never really passed on to anyone so here it is for all of you. So he is allergic to mitey shite. I think a lot of people could say that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePARadox Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 Where inspiration comes in boxes...........The Ceramic Tile warehouse. Perhaps niche to Fife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 3 minutes ago, ThePARadox said: Where inspiration comes in boxes...........The Ceramic Tile warehouse. Perhaps niche to Fife. Haha. Tune that went with it. Perthshire added to the geographical coverage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desp Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 19 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Sterling - Tillicoultry, near Stirling My wife actually asked me last week where Tillicoultry was (I can't remember why she asked, ironically) but I jumped out my chair and said "IT'S NEAR STIRLING!!". She didn't get the reference. Dougie Donnelly would be gutted. 23 minutes ago, ThePARadox said: Where inspiration comes in boxes...........The Ceramic Tile warehouse. Perhaps niche to Fife. Remember this well, also. Seemed to get played every 25 mins on Clyde 1 radio. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 Motion motion calamine lotion 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 You buy one, you get one free 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 7 hours ago, Todd_is_God said: A few spring to mind... -Bye, Driver -Big Shoe -Your dug's got tits Chopper dyes his pubes ginger 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 Marilyn Clarke fae the Jewel is a slag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 "Andy Hibs Rock & Roll" Serial graffiti artist on Fife Alexander buses in the early 1980s. Used to list one of the worst ever Hibernian teams in my lifetime in marker pen on the back of seats. I could almost forgive him that. But Rock & Roll? Away and gies' peace Andy, ya massive fud wherever you are now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 42 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: You buy one, you get one free TOP BANANA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 An advert for some removals company from the 90s where a guy, having momentarily lost this kid's doll during a flitting, says "Hamish, wur missing Suzy" in a very teuchterish accent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 Add milk or we'll crusha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 Nuts, bolts, screws........"Righty tighty" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatchetman Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 Can't understand why Rufus didn't bark. Don't blame Rufus. Blame the absence of bars on the windows, and the key hanging for all to find. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 46 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Add milk or we'll crusha. My wee boy used to properly collapse into fits when the cat wheeled by on the exercise bike. Every single time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 When I was 4 at nursery. I could not get my blanket made for my sleep time. Remember running down to my mate's back garden shouting "I am 5". Learning to write with chalk at school and I burst out crying because I could not write "mammals" in joined up writing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 "Sarah, I really fancy you so eh, how about it?" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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