Shotgun Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Aye, but the choice is for England to be known as the country happily living as serfs under a pointless monarchy (which we all pay for), or for England, Scotland et al to be known as the countries living happily as serfs under a pointless monarchy (which we all pay for). Under those conditions, I'm more than happy for the Americans to have the wrong end of the stick! I assume he's talking about how the Americans perceive us. The English are responsible for all the bad stuff, while we're all sexy and rebellious, like. Let's not open their eyes, eh? I'd be down one wife, for one thing Yep, I'm pretty sure that's what WB meant, although he'll correct us if we're wrong. The upside of the Britain = England thing is that while the Scots may have been equally guilty of the historical shit, we don't tend to get the blame for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Aye, but the choice is for England to be known as the country happily living as serfs under a pointless monarchy (which we all pay for), or for England, Scotland et al to be known as the countries living happily as serfs under a pointless monarchy (which we all pay for). Under those conditions, I'm more than happy for the Americans to have the wrong end of the stick! I assume he's talking about how the Americans perceive us. The English are responsible for all the bad stuff, while we're all sexy and rebellious, like. Let's not open their eyes, eh? I'd be down one wife, for one thing Americans are a melting pot and of course you walk on eggshells when you comment upon any creed, however I'm taking WB literally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Jehova Witnesses outside subway and rail stations. Get in the sea yah d1cks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Jehova Witnesses outside subway and rail stations. Get in the sea yah d1cks! Just eat a roll on black pudding on the way out and they will leave you alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Jehova Witnesses outside subway and rail stations. Get in the sea yah d1cks! Where have they all come from, they're everywhere. Does anyone take their wee books? They also seem to be really good at making eye contact, which makes dingieing a wee bit harder...It doesn't really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Sorry buddy but that is pish. Edited to clarify.. America's a great place to be Scottish, we had everything to do with fighting against their revolution, the slave trade, the Black and Tans, colonial slaughter etc, but they think we're innocent and just the home of mystical Celtic music and red headed beauties. Whereas the English are effete psychopaths. Don't fcuk it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Someone has abandoned a car in the spaces outside, it was dumped over a week ago and not moved since. Bad enough getting parked without this happening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Someone has abandoned a car in the spaces outside, it was dumped over a week ago and not moved since. Bad enough getting parked without this happening. There's 3 cars like that at my bit. There's the brand new Merc that's abandoned across two spaces (c**t) the rover 25 that's taken my space (super c**t) and the wheel less, registration plate less fiat punto (ultimate c**t) the car park is over subscribed as it is without these idiots 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Someone has abandoned a car in the spaces outside, it was dumped over a week ago and not moved since. Bad enough getting parked without this happening. It's a dead Transformer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 I've just noticed the last 3 letters on the number plate - LVG. If i was a man Utd fan, I'd be seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Getting to the start of the second half of a game you've been listening to on the radio, and realising you were imagining the teams attacking the opposite ends to those they actually were for the whole of the first half. For years and years I always pictured Ibrox being the other way around, ie thought they were shooting towards Greenock when in fact they were shooting towards the Gorbals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Americans are a melting pot and of course you walk on eggshells when you comment upon any creed, however I'm taking WB literally. Just to be clear, I've never literally stirred the soup at the Recs with my dingus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Opened a new tube of toothpaste earlier and it tastes absolutely vile ironically it was marketed as "breath freshening" - it's going in the bin later when I get home 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Opened a new tube of toothpaste earlier and it tastes absolutely vile ironically it was marketed as "breath freshening" - it's going in the bin later when I get home A lot of the newer ones do - I use Sensodyne, and it's absolutely rank. You get used to them; I don't even notice it anymore. Now, when will science bring us the toothpaste we all want - one that doesn't make orange juice taste bitter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 A lot of the newer ones do - I use Sensodyne, and it's absolutely rank. You get used to them; I don't even notice it anymore. Now, when will science bring us the toothpaste we all want - one that doesn't make orange juice taste bitter? Lol fair point Tabby! I have a new annoyance tho - just missed my stop on the train (have never done that before!) will need to get off and double back on myself - I don't even know the next stop! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Lol fair point Tabby! I have a new annoyance tho - just missed my stop on the train (have never done that before!) will need to get off and double back on myself - I don't even know the next stop! What were you doing that made you miss the stop? This is very much the behaviour of a not-so-functioning alcoholic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 What were you doing that made you miss the stop? This is very much the behaviour of a not-so-functioning alcoholic. I would love there to be an exciting answer, I just don't normally get the train when Croy is the first stop so didn't pay attention etc was too busy texting my pal. At Falkirk High now, think there is a train back in 20 mins or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Lol fair point Tabby! I have a new annoyance tho - just missed my stop on the train (have never done that before!) will need to get off and double back on myself - I don't even know the next stop! I used to fall asleep on the train to school regularly; can't say I ever found it to be an annoyance, though In Falkirk, 20 minutes or so to kill and you've not even offered to buy me a pint! Run fast, young Redhead; run far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 In Falkirk, 20 minutes or so to kill and you've not even offered to buy me a pint! You'd only kick over her litre of White Lightning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 In Falkirk, 20 minutes or so to kill and you've not even offered to buy me a pint! Love is ruined by monogamy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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