Hampden Diehard Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 (edited) The increasing number of footballers with double-barreled surnames. Edited January 26, 2016 by Hampden Diehard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 The increasing number of footballers with double-barreled surnames. Kris Boyd-Shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Kris Boyd-Shite? That's Sir Kris Boyd-Shite to the likes of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I'd imagine those you use puns are same people who eat Kiwi fruits with the skin on. Absolute nonce behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I'd imagine those you use puns are same people who eat Kiwi fruits with the skin on. Absolute nonce behaviour. I cut a kiwi fruit in half (skin on) and scoop out the middle with a teaspoon and eat it that way. Let me guess... Hanging is too good for me?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 You can buy kiwi fruit by the punnet, true story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I'd imagine those you use puns are same people who eat Kiwi fruits with the skin on. Absolute nonce behaviour. I eat the lot. Not because I particularly enjoy the bitter skin but it saves any fannying about trying to get the skin off. I believe this is the proper manly way to eat a kiwi fruit. <<< BEAST 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Today my PTTGOYN is fucking horrible wankers who know when they are right about something and go on and on to get as much milage out of it as possible. The person previously in my job has fucked something up, and unfortunately we have now discovered it a year later. The person whose work it relates to already hates what we do and has to be the worst kind of arsehole imaginable. Despite it not having any impact on him he's going on and on about how awful it is and what massive issues it causes (it doesn't) and generally trying to be as big a dick about it as possible when in reality its not the biggest deal in the world. I have to fucking deal with him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Joe Wicks the Body Coach. Regardless of whether or not his recipes/regimes work, he just looks like a complete f*cking c*nt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeen-Warrior Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Mark's and Spencers over priced punnets of cherries 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Mark's and Spencers over priced punnets of cherriesYou're a basket case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Mark's and Spencers over priced punnets of cherries Punnets are shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 You're a basket case. Off his trolley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Off his trolley.Aisle be the judge of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Apparently Bonjela is 'effective relief for mouth ulcers'. They didn't say that first 30 seconds after applying it to said ulcer would sting like a fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Apparently Bonjela is 'effective relief for mouth ulcers'. They didn't say that first 30 seconds after applying it to said ulcer would sting like a fucker. Never try it on piles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Never try it on piles. Hopefully I'll never have the need to... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Nonsense e-mails both at work and personal. The work ones are actually worse, same fucking nonsense day in and day out together with obvious spam. I've had four this morning telling me my Paypal account has been suspended. I do have a PayPal account but don't use my work e-mail address for it. Are there people who are actually stupid enough to fall for these and click on the links? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Nonsense e-mails both at work and personal. The work ones are actually worse, same fucking nonsense day in and day out together with obvious spam. I've had four this morning telling me my Paypal account has been suspended. I do have a PayPal account but don't use my work e-mail address for it. Are there people who are actually stupid enough to fall for these and click on the links? Send enough of them and they'll get a bite somewhere unfortunately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Microwave at work. Every time I go to it the door is lying open and the timer has a tiny amount of time on it, like 4 seconds, or today 1 second. So someone has set the timer for a couple of minutes and come back and rather than wait till it stops at zero has opened the door with 1second of the time left, and then walked away and left it. Not cancelled the time or closed the door, just walked away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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