Deeboy Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Eat Sleep Defeat the police ShotgunCity, bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 People who press the button at a pedestrian crossing, then cross without waiting for the lights to change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 People who press the button at a pedestrian crossing, then cross without waiting for the lights to change. Annoys me when I'm driving but must confess to sometimes doing the same when in pedestrian mode. Most times however I don't press the button but wait for a break in traffic and cross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 People who press the button at a pedestrian crossing, then cross without waiting for the lights to change. Not me, I'll wait for the lights to change even if nothing is coming...aye, right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Unless you are crossing a 4 lane motorway traffic lights are for bairns and oaps . Full grown men should just wait for a space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I regularly cross a pedestrian crossing on my way from house to pub. The problem is the lights make you wait forever to change. If in the period I'm waiting if a gap appears in both lanes, I will just cross and not wait on the wee green man. The worst are the ones who hit the button when the road is dead. They then wait on the wee green man. See if you aren't a child or have a child with you. You don't need to act like a child and may cross the road ya fucking roaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Not me, I'll wait for the lights to change even if nothing is coming...aye, right If nothing is coming, why press the button? That's the PTTGOMN 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Stripping wallpaper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 My beer butler has fucked off to her bed. Isn't an early night an invitation in your house? Get her pumped and back up when you hear the theme tune to Sportscene 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Back to pedestrian crossings - jaywalking can get you a fine of up to $1,000 in the US and a criminal record. That's not even terribly uncommon in the rest of the world. I'd have thought the risk of serious physical damage or death would be enough of a deterrent, but apparently not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 If nothing is coming, why press the button? That's the PTTGOMN I wouldn't if nothing is coming-no need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burghstag Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Hate, hate, hate drivers that give up the right of way when there is no need, for example when I am turning right at a junction and for no reason an oncoming car slows to allow me to go.......don't do it, it just causes confusion and leads to both cars stuttering forward wondering who is going to go - angry typing about it. Should only happen in a queue situation where allowing one out as you pass keeps traffic flowing, for example road works or coming away from an event where loads of cars have parked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Middle lane hogs, especially those doing well under the speed limit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 (edited) The fact that Tim Peake can update his Twitter account more efficiently on the ISS than I can manage to do with the Petershill one when we play in certain parts of Ayrshire. Edited February 7, 2016 by peasy23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Student/KitKat chocolate story. There has to be some jokes about four fingers in there somewhere. Am assuming she missed the extortion/blackmail module. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Arnold Clark and other car dealers. I don't care how many little balloons you attach to the cars on the forecourt, I'm still not buying one. Who in their right mind could be inticed into parting with thousands of pounds just because of some fluttery balloons? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 oooh - balloons! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 He's closer to wifi tbf. All wifi on earth is beamed directly from the moon. Certainly feels like it if you try to tweet a score update from New Cumnock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 (edited) I regularly cross a pedestrian crossing on my way from house to pub. The problem is the lights make you wait forever to change. I regularly use one where 90% of the time it'll turn red within 5 secs of hitting the button. A sad bit of commuting fun is picking which car I want to stop (urban Range Rovers will definitely be stopping for example). Rather handy for stopping the bus for your stop a few metres up the road of course. Say what you want, but the gems are cars which are clearly speeding, allowing one perfect timing so that they have to come to an indecisive, screeching halt. Serves the law breaking f***ers right imo. I'd say half of them end up running the red light though. Surprised the police don't just sit there and push the button every five minutes. Edited February 7, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuggz Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 On my route to the local,crossing a fairly busy road was easy, due to the presence of a large island in the middle of the road. Buggers replaced it with a pelican that doesnt change til nothings coming anyway. Valuable drinking time wasted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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