The Saintee Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Just let a load of pensioners on the bus before me. Not one...NOT ONE of the old b*****ds said "thank you". No voting c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Just let a load of pensioners on the bus before me. Not one...NOT ONE of the old b*****ds said "thank you". No voting c***s. Keep an eye on Swarley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Just let a load of pensioners on the bus before me. Not one...NOT ONE of the old b*****ds said "thank you". No voting c***s. Yep always the first to complain about people with no manners, have no manners themselves. Keep an eye on Swarley. if I'm a pensioner then you're about to receive another letter from the Queen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Just been speaking to an English car dealer on the phone. He gave the following "patter": "Is it snowing up where you are?" "How far away from Glasgow are the Orkneys?" "Do they all vote SNP up there?" "We (meaning England) will all take over soon enough" "I'm just giving you some ribbing" The fucking plum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Yes. Though that conversation made me wish I hadn't previously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Yes. Though that conversation made me wish I hadn't previously. What did you buy? I'm in the market but think I've pretty much decided. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 (edited) Just let a load of pensioners on the bus before me. Not one...NOT ONE of the old b*****ds said "thank you". No voting c***s. I generally find pensioners to be grateful and polite in those types of circumstances. The ones that are ungrateful fuckers are women just short of the entry to pensioner status. They think because they are almost of pensioner stature that everyone should step aside, let them ahead in queues and hold doors open for them. The world should be doing those things automatically and therefore a "Thank You" isn't required from these utter cretins They boil my piss in Dumfries, mainly because it's generally folk that look down their nose at you even after you've done them a favour! (Is the heads gone forum still running? ) Edited May 6, 2016 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 One of the many high points about being a pensioner, or approaching that status, is that you can get some pleasure in being surly and rude, whether genuine or put on, knowing that your actions will induce a fair level of seethe in those of less advanced years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Every Dundonian should be buying a Skoda Yeti. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Waiting for a package today and the delivery time stated was "before the end of the day", meaning I had to wait in until it arrived. Also, do the Royal Mail deliver packages any more or do they just leave those red slips? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 What did you buy? I'm in the market but think I've pretty much decided. A works vehicle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 A works vehicle. Oo how secretive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Oo how secretive. Kia Sportage. It's for the work, not for me, hence my saying "works vehicle". Ordered a VW Touareg for the business as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Kia Sportage. It's for the work, not for me, hence my saying "works vehicle". Ordered a VW Touareg for the business as well. Used to drive a Kia. Build quality was crap, admittedly this was several years back, maybe they've changed. Also had a VW once, a Passat, that was at the other end. One of the best built cars I've ever owned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Waiting for a package today and the delivery time stated was "before the end of the day", meaning I had to wait in until it arrived. Also, do the Royal Mail deliver packages any more or do they just leave those red slips? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Waiting for a package today and the delivery time stated was "before the end of the day", meaning I had to wait in until it arrived. Also, do the Royal Mail deliver packages any more or do they just leave those red slips? Red slip through the letterbox and run away without ringing the doorbell is standard now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Was awoken at circa 03.30 this morning by a dog loudly barking out the back and someone loudly shouting 'STAY DOWN!' repeatedly. Turns out two polis were arresting some radge who they had on the ground (who kept trying to get up) whilst they were searching around the ground with torches (no lights in the back; I live in a block of flats). I later noticed a third polis with a police dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 The guy who told me that the planet Mercury would be doing a transit across the face of the sun and gave me a set of binoculars. When I track him down, my guide dog is going to rip him to pieces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Red slip through the letterbox and run away without ringing the doorbell is standard now Some of them have always been like that - we had a real b*****d for a while who wouldn't even bother putting a card through the door Thankfully our current boy is a good lad and gives you some time before slipping you the wee red one (arf). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 The phrase plug it out.. not unplug but plug it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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