Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 What's the consensus on taking drink to another persons house and not drinking it? I would assume once it's left its no longer yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The wife going on a night out tonight. Five of them are meeting at one lassie's house an hour before a gig. One hour. They currently have: - Two pizzas(one of which the wife is taking and is the size of a fucking dinner table) - A ONE HUNDRED PIECE Indian buffet platter - Three share size bags of crisps - Litres of vodka - Prosecco - a case of Stella - bottles of shots Five of them have sixty minutes for all that. Daft bints. Your wife's man must be a right fat b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 What's the consensus on taking drink to another persons house and not drinking it? I would assume once it's left its no longer yours. Etiquette demands you leave it. It becomes property of the host or hostess. This is why I actively talked her out of buying another bottle of prosecco and a case of Stella in the supermarket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Your wife's man must be a right fat b*****d. I don't know.....do you mean I'm a fat b*****d? I mean, i am, but she's taking the food to....unless you mean she has another bloke? I'm lost, you need to be clearer with your #bantz meight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The wife going on a night out tonight. Five of them are meeting at one lassie's house an hour before a gig. One hour. They currently have: - Two pizzas(one of which the wife is taking and is the size of a fucking dinner table) - A ONE HUNDRED PIECE Indian buffet platter - Three share size bags of crisps - Litres of vodka - Prosecco - a case of Stella - bottles of shots Five of them have sixty minutes for all that. Daft bints. What's the address of this house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 (edited) What's the address of this house? Wait for me. Edited May 27, 2016 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 The address of the house is: 123 Fake Street. Don't forget your party poppers boys. 🹠0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 This week I have worked 64 hours, plus 11 hours traveling time on top. The weather has been mostly nice. F*ck everyone who has been able to take advantage of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Folk in filter lanes who sit there until the arrow changes green, even though there is f**k all coming. Just go you dildo. Those points on your license aren't reward points btw. I take it this is a green and then if all else fails filter? Not a straight arrow and direction arrow light? Saw one yesterday that flashes amber when you can go and doesnt light when you cant. Weird Etiquette demands you leave it. It becomes property of the host or hostess. This is why I actively talked her out of buying another bottle of prosecco and a case of Stella in the supermarket. Saaaakes. Own goal lad. Let her buy it and talk her out of taking it when you 'learn' the timescale. Booze for you and she doesnt feel bad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Own goal lad. lad. GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 (edited) Takes me about 15 minutes every morning to get over the Kessock Bridge because of those fucking lights. The traffic that is stopped on the roundabout means you cannot exit into the estate. Plus the fact the tits who jump the lights do not help. But I think Broxden is running it close. I do not think a bus csn leave the Park and ride without breaking down there. Total log jam of a place. Edited May 27, 2016 by capybara 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 GTF. Sadly some of the local lingo is wearing on me.. lad is a term for anyone here in cork 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I'm aff it, weirdcal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I'm aff it, weirdcal. Poof 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Poof Would poof be sitting in the house on a Friday while his wife was drinking shots and.......awww f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I'm aff it, weirdcal. sakes min.(Min only being used as my local lingo is getting offensive ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 ITV would be better going full time as a shopping channel. They had the England vs Australia friendly on tonight and 40 minutes later they have 65 minutes of cunting highlights presented by that vacuous hoor Jacqui Oatley. Gies peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 sakes min. (Min only being used as my local lingo is getting offensive ) No probs, bro-han. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 London boroughs where you have a wonderful selection of establishments selling Persian, Lebanese etc food but nothing for when you want the a staple the likes of a bacon roll or full breakfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Working at least 70 hours a week to the sitting about doing nothing that I'm currently involved in is harder than it looks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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