throbber Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Work in the oil industry. They're just looking for cheap ways of getting rid of folk I reckon. The jokes on them though, I didn't touch a drop last night so I essentially got paid this morning for hanging around the medical room. Surely they can't fire you for having a drink the night before work? Youv taken that too far I apologise to all EH6 posters on here, i was just joking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 I suppose it makes sense if you are working hands on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 A mate of mine used to get tested regularly as a train driver. Stuck to a 3 pint rule and an early night, no problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 A mate of mine used to get tested regularly as a train driver. Stuck to a 3 pint rule and an early night, no problems. Indeed. I have a BBQ tonight and am working tomorrow afternoon. I'll stop drinking about 11 tonight and even then I'll only have had about 5 cans. It's surely just common sense. Is it not about 12 hours alcohol remains in your system? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 One unit leaves your system per hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 (edited) Went to my local Morrisons this morning to try and get one of their fathers day "Tomahawk" steaks. None! Butcher told me that he asked for 40 of them and head office sent them 5. Edited June 18, 2016 by supermik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Indeed. I have a BBQ tonight and am working tomorrow afternoon. I'll stop drinking about 11 tonight and even then I'll only have had about 5 cans. It's surely just common sense. Is it not about 12 hours alcohol remains in your system? I'd rather not drink at all than map out I will have 5 cans by 11pm tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 ^^ I'm the same, i would also rather just not bother going to a social at all though if i wasn't going to have a drink and had work the next day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 I'd rather not drink at all than map out I will have 5 cans by 11pm tbh. Each to their own I suppose, but I've no issue taking 5 cans and not drinking anymore once they're gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 One unit leaves your system per hour. The unit you are talking about is "an ejuculate" ? Certainly in your case ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Kids today can't even socialise without getting tanked up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 The unit you are talking about is "an ejuculate" ? Certainly in your case ;-) Im pretty sure my body takes longer to ejaculate than most but i'm pretty sure a unit leaves your body per hour when drinking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 (edited) I love where I live (larbert) but Falkirk town centre has degenerated into an absolute fucking shiteholeWalked from my house upto Artisan tap a couple of weeks back. Journey takes about 15mins and I passed 2 beggars (not including the 1 i know would've been at Tesco) and countless rubbish bags and litter in the street.Not really a very appealing site as I headed out for an evening of beverages with my superb banter. Edited June 18, 2016 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Each to their own I suppose, but I've no issue taking 5 cans and not drinking anymore once they're gone. ^^^snorting off a hooker's arsecrack at 6am IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Walked from my house upto Artisan tap a couple of weeks back. Journey takes about 15mins and I passed 2 beggars (not including the 1 know would've been at Tesco) and countless rubbish bags and litter in the street. Not really a very appealing site as I headed out for an evening of beverages and my superb banter. Artisan Tap is a wanky shithole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Artisan Tap is a wanky shithole. What makes you think I'm no wanky? And thanks for saying I'm too good for Artisan Tap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Mobile speed camera van things. Sneaky b*****ds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Drivers who break the speed limit then whine like little girls when they get caught. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 6.30am "Daddy daddy get up, it's Father's Day". Groan. Last year I got "Dad, I just did a big poo and now the toilet won't flush" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 6.30am "Daddy daddy get up, it's Father's Day". Groan. My son came in with a miniature bottle of wine, which has been sat in my kitchen for six months, on a tray, wishing me a Happy Father's Day. At 7.30am. He's well trained! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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