Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 50 minutes ago, Deeside said: All fun and games until they discover the person dishing out the medals has Zika. You never heard much from him since he released that Grace Kelly song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 1 hour ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Ehm no interested in books or movies. Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 'Ello Bunty, it's Frank Sidebottom here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Will it be RellaRella? Not sure where I got that idea from. The Rhianna song, Umbrella, presumably? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 3 hours ago, throbber said: Would a building alarm not automatically trigger a call to the police to come investigate? I doubt it would be going on so often without it being fixed by occupants of the building. Unless car alarms and building alarms sound the exact same then I'm sure it's a car or a van. I had a summer job for an alarm company once where we were supposed to inform the police every time a building alarm went off. If there was a thunderstorm they'd all go off so we didn't bother. Little tip for any burglars out there. Another time I was informed there were engineers checking the alarms in an electricity board shop in the city, so to ignore them if they went off, which I duly did. Unfortunately it was the wrong shop, I got a phone call from the manager saying he'd just been raided by an armed gang. Told him the police were already on their way, and phoned them. Got away with it with some bollocks about a feedback loop. Once I had Bob Monkhouse's panic alarm going off when he was playing about with it. Gave him a right telling off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 My ankle is currently twice the size it should be. I might be in some pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Widge said: My ankle is currently twice the size it should be. I might be in some pain. If you were you'd know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Sweaty Morph said: The Rhianna song, Umbrella, presumably? .. or some kind of Italian cheese that you find on pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 7 hours ago, SweeperDee said: Should have saved your wee brother, ya dick. Should have saved your old man, ya dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 First game of the season, and I've ended up with a broken nose and a torn groin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Should have saved your old man, ya dick. Your patter is absolutely diabolical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 2 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Been up since 3.30am. Pretty tired But on the plus side you have a bag of silver cutlery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Female athletes who give themselves double-barrelled names. It's gone viral. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 35 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said: Female athletes who give themselves double-barrelled names. It's gone viral. Well, it's the marriage thing, obviously - they keep their maiden name and add the husband's name on at the end. But it does make you wonder - if they're married, why are they still competing? They should be at home, getting their man's tea ready. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 10 minutes ago, GordonD said: Well, it's the marriage thing, obviously - they keep their maiden name and add the husband's name on at the end. But it does make you wonder - if they're married, why are they still competing? They should be at home, getting their man's tea ready. In double-quick time, too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 Well, it's the marriage thing, obviously - they keep their maiden name and add the husband's name on at the end. But it does make you wonder - if they're married, why are they still competing? They should be at home, getting their man's tea ready. Banana likes this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Female athletes who give themselves double-barrelled names. It's gone viral. What about Pars "goalies" who prefix their own surname with that of their good lady wife on their shirt? Step forward David Sinclair Hutton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: Female athletes who give themselves double-barrelled names. It's gone viral. Male athlete's adding their wifes name to theirs is far worse, tbf... Beaten to it by that pesky Shandon Par. Edited August 16, 2016 by The Moonster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 I know a couple who both changed their second name to some sort of hybrid between the two 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 12 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Male athlete's adding their wifes name to theirs is far worse, tbf... Beaten to it by that pesky Shandon Par. It should be renamed *east End Park if there's any more of this carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted August 16, 2016 Share Posted August 16, 2016 I know a couple who both changed their second name to some sort of hybrid between the two Were their names pre-marriage Cunningham and Hunt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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