Dee Dee Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 ^^^^^^keeps those in his bum bag Or a Fanny pack, if he was stateside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Au contraire mon frère. One set are kept wrapped round my ipod and the other are in my laptop bag. I also have music on my phone in case the ipod is left at home. I cannot forget my laptop bag as I'd be fucked at work without it. So there. Wow. They have really strict discipline at your place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Wow. They have really strict discipline at your place. They got wise to me after I forgot it 476 days in a row. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Or a Fanny pack, if he was stateside. First time I heard of this word was at a large Scout camp over there. One of our guys said he'd lost his bum bag, at which point a guy announced to hundreds over a Tannoy* (at the highest possible volume) "THIS BOY HAS LOST HIS FANNY PACK! IF ANYONE FINDS A FANNY PACK etc etc". Needless to say there was severe hilarity amongst a group of Scottish teenagers as the Yanks looked on completely miffed. *public address system, I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 The cleaner in my work sometimes puts the paper towels in the holder flat side down, meaning you can't grab at them the usual way and can only access them by opening the holder and taking one from the top of the pile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 3 hours ago, IainMorton said: The cleaner in my work sometimes puts the paper towels in the holder flat side down, meaning you can't grab at them the usual way and can only access them by opening the holder and taking one from the top of the pile. Upturn all the waste paper bins on your floor before they come in, that'll fucking show them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 10 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Upturn all the waste paper bins on your floor before they come in, that'll fucking show them. And superglue the rims of the bins and all the individual bits of rubbish to the floor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 FFS fucking stupid tart. Sore-footed shopper in Stratford-upon-Avon calls 999 for lift home. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-37249243 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 FFS fucking stupid tart. Sore-footed shopper in Stratford-upon-Avon calls 999 for lift home.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-37249243 I used to work in the 999 call centre at BT in Dundee, unfortunately this level of stupidity is very common. My favourite one was the guy who phoned to get the fire brigade to cut the lock off his bike because he couldn't be arsed walking home to get the key. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Nipped into pub for swift pint while missus shopping next door and c***s have no draught beer for an hour or so as system being changed. A 375ml bottle at $1 less than a pint is not an ideal substitute, even if it is James Boag's Premium. ETA Now a RTBC she's going to be longer than she thought so have another beer so off to another pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Eednud said: Nipped into pub for swift pint while missus shopping next door and c***s have no draught beer for an hour or so as system being changed. A 375ml bottle at $1 less than a pint is not an ideal substitute, even if it is James Boag's Premium. ETA Now a RTBC she's going to be longer than she thought so have another beer so off to another pub. ^^^Ozzy metrosexual found G-Bo(re) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Just as I was about to walk out the door this morning to get the train, I realised that I needed to drop the kids off at the pool and that it wouldn't wait until I got into work. A rushed visit to the toilet and a mad dash to the train has now left me feeling totally out of sorts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 I go every morning at the same time. Regular as clockwork. Some days I need to pay repeat visits, but the first of the day is always around 7.20am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Rugster said: I go every morning at the same time. Regular as clockwork. Some days I need to pay repeat visits, but the first of the day is always around 7.20am. 7:20 was when I got the call today. My train is at 7:32. I've also just had a coffee at work and there is a bit of commotion going on downstairs. My day is totally out of kilter. I'm going to write to my MP or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 10 am for me. I always feel cheated if it falls into my time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 26 minutes ago, Rugster said: I go every morning at the same time. Regular as clockwork. Some days I need to pay repeat visits, but the first of the day is always around 7.20am. The problem is that he doesn't get up until 7.30. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 People who call weetabix "wheetabix" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 We've got an intern in the office over the summer and today she's 'learning how to whistle'. Good chance she's getting a rap in the puss before lunchtime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregor147 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 I'm the same rugster - for years I would always go after work but going in the morning is best and sets you up for the day ahead. You should always go during work.a) You save money on toilet paper.b) You're technically getting paid to shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 17 minutes ago, Gregor147 said: You should always go during work. a) You save money on toilet paper. b) You're technically getting paid to shit. Used to work with a lassie who's favourite mantra was "You don't take a shit in your own time". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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