Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: Would he fit the floor lights underneath those disgusting sparkly marble worktops that scheme goblins get in their fitted kitchens? Hey, wait a minute... I've got sparkly white worktops! And my house is ex-council and in a grey 60s estate, often referred to as a scheme. *shakes fist* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, Sweet Pete said: Hey, wait a minute... I've got sparkly white worktops! And my house is ex-council and in a grey 60s estate, often referred to as a scheme. *shakes fist* Is it black worktops with white sparkly bits in them? They're the fucking worst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 What is it you're studying again, Throbber? Surveying? Civil engineering. Doing groundwork stuff just now but am a bit if everything to trade. Want out the industry though due to all these annoyances, would quite like to work for Scottish water or an energy company maybe. Or in flood prevention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: Is it black worktops with white sparkly bits in them? They're the fucking worst. White worktops with sparkly bits in them, and black splashbacks with sparkly bits in them. And white gloss units with halogens pointed at them, for the full on "snow blindness" effect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said: White worktops with sparkly bits in them, and black splashbacks with sparkly bits in them. And white gloss units with halogens pointed at them, for the full on "snow blindness" effect. Do you have champagne glasses tastefully arranged in a glass cupboard with uplighters in them? The kind with lovehearts and bears embossed on them? edit: ooooo, and a silver Moet bottle? Edited August 10, 2016 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 8 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: Hey, wait a minute... I've got sparkly white worktops! And my house is ex-council and in a grey 60s estate, often referred to as a scheme. *shakes fist* Apart from the fact mine is a 70's estate it's exactly the same. Ignore that snobby c**t from the Mearns Peter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: Do you have champagne glasses tastefully arranged in a glass cupboard with uplighters in them? The kind with lovehearts and bears embossed on them? edit: ooooo, and a silver Moet bottle? No. Just now, Rugster said: Apart from the fact mine is a 70's estate it's exactly the same. Ignore that snobby c**t from the Mearns Peter. You know what really gets me? The c**t's not even from the Mearns! The stinking class traitor b*****d is from my neck of the woods! Haud me back, Rugster! Haud me back! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, Sweet Pete said: No. You know what really gets me? The c**t's not even from the Mearns! The stinking class traitor b*****d is from my neck of the woods! Haud me back, Rugster! Haud me back! Totally does. Look, if you try hard you might be able to improve yourself, despite your upbringing. Just like I have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: Totally does. Look, if you try hard you might be able to improve yourself, despite your upbringing. Just like I have. [NizzyMode]Keep pushing.[/NizzyMode] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 7 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Totally does. Look, if you try hard you might be able to improve yourself, despite your upbringing. Just like I have. I hope your next shite is a hedgehog. Your maid will have a fucker of a time wiping your arse after that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 You tell him, Ruggy. I'm too upset. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 19 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Would he fit the floor lights underneath those disgusting sparkly marble worktops that scheme goblins get in their fitted kitchens? Also shakes fist angrily., 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 You can copy and paste photos from posts without saving them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Old people can't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 14 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: You can copy and paste photos from posts without saving them. What are you doing with pics of my kitchen floor on your hard drive you filthy man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Just now, Shandon Par said: What are you doing with pics of my kitchen floor on your hard drive you filthy man? It's your floor that's fithy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 5 hours ago, Deeside said: Women stomping around the office in heels, trying to make as much noise as possible in an effort to gain attention. Nothing worse than sitting in an office where you constantly hear "Thump, Thump, Thump". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: Civil engineering. Doing groundwork stuff just now but am a bit if everything to trade. Want out the industry though due to all these annoyances, would quite like to work... in flood prevention. Anything to get to finger a dyke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 17 hours ago, Swarley said: When you sit next to someone on a bus and they make absolutely no effort to move over. Leaving you perching on the edge of the seat Especially when they sit with their knees a yard apart. Makes me wonder if they've got mumps and their bollocks are the size of watermelons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Lovely day, dreary night, beautiful morning...Why can't weather forecasters tell me what the weather is going to be rather than give me their opinion of it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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