BFTD Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) 9 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: The guy across the road from me has a work van and his car parked in his drive. He and his ugly girlfriend have fucked off on holiday for a week and she has left her car on the street outside my house. What counts as a suitable revenge? Shitting on her bonnet? 6 boxes of Rice Krispies through his letterbox with a leaf blower? Advice please. Controlled explosion. (skitters on the windscreen) 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Ram a tattie up her exhaust pipe. Steady Zen, she went with him. Edited February 21, 2017 by BigFatTabbyDave Zen Archer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 2 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: The guy across the road from me has a work van and his car parked in his drive. He and his ugly girlfriend have fucked off on holiday for a week and she has left her car on the street outside my house. What counts as a suitable revenge? Shitting on her bonnet? 6 boxes of Rice Krispies through his letterbox with a leaf blower? Advice please. Score it, right down the side with a screwdriver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 When I was younger, I'd frequently sleep in all day after the clocks go back and feel no benefit like you normally get for a few days. Such is a negative of being on the lash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Score it, right down the side with a screwdriver. This is more like it. None of this decent behaviour, instead I'll score a Greggy in to the driver door. Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) Watching the UK's Best Place to live. They had a couple on who were struggling to find somewhere affordable to live in London, which is possibly because they had obviously never considered living anywhere other than Hoxton/Brixton/Hackney/Shoreditch. I'm from London, and even I think they were entitled idiots. Edited February 21, 2017 by Carl Cort's Hamstring 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Casual sexism on fitba forums. "Burdz" etc... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Angusfifer said: Casual sexism on fitba forums. "Burdz" etc... ^ recently kicked in the pie type post IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Casual sexism on fitba forums. "Burdz" etc... You on yer dabs hen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie adie Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 3 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: The guy across the road from me has a work van and his car parked in his drive. He and his ugly girlfriend have fucked off on holiday for a week and she has left her car on the street outside my house. What counts as a suitable revenge? Shitting on her bonnet? 6 boxes of Rice Krispies through his letterbox with a leaf blower? Advice please. Superglue dlido to bonnet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 1 minute ago, alta-pete said: You on yer dabs hen? That kind of cringeworthy patter died in the1970's along with Sid James... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 The guy across the road from me has a work van and his car parked in his drive. He and his ugly girlfriend have fucked off on holiday for a week and she has left her car on the street outside my house.What counts as a suitable revenge? Shitting on her bonnet? 6 boxes of Rice Krispies through his letterbox with a leaf blower? Advice please. Deflate the tyres 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 That kind of cringeworthy patter died in the1970's along with Sid James... Do they still do irony in Fife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 16 minutes ago, ajwffc said: Deflate the tyres Tell them their owners ugly, that should do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 The guy across the road from me has a work van and his car parked in his drive. He and his ugly girlfriend have fucked off on holiday for a week and she has left her car on the street outside my house.What counts as a suitable revenge? Shitting on her bonnet? 6 boxes of Rice Krispies through his letterbox with a leaf blower? Advice please. Clear lacquer mixed with shavings from a metal workshop applied randomly all over paintwork and windscreen is far superior to any paint stripping nonsense. The impending damage is not immediately apparent to the victim.Old keys broken off and inserted deeply into locks is no good now as everyone has remote locking.Letting the tyres down? Yeah but use a valve tool and throw them away.Gluing the wipers with superglue to the glass.There are some more specialised methods, but are too rare to disclose without giving away my MO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 f**k all this shit, shove a Kerr's Pink up her muffler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Do they still do irony in Fife? It's a fuckin woman's job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 ^^^ Ken's eh score. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 It's meant to snow on Thursday... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Do the breadcrumbs all over the car thing. Chuck a handful on each day as you leave for work. A week's worth of pigeon's scratchy claws and shit should do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Clear lacquer mixed with shavings from a metal workshop applied randomly all over paintwork and windscreen is far superior to any paint stripping nonsense. The impending damage is not immediately apparent to the victim.Old keys broken off and inserted deeply into locks is no good now as everyone has remote locking.Letting the tyres down? Yeah but use a valve tool and throw them away.Gluing the wipers with superglue to the glass.There are some more specialised methods, but are too rare to disclose without giving away my MO. I'll make sure to never park within 20 miles of your house for fear of my car being feathered 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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