GordonD Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 hours ago, supermik said: Got a puncture in both motors and been waiting for a puncture repair kit to arrive for 2 days now. Was supposed to be here yesterday. Turn the wheel so that the flat bit is at the top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: On a similar note I witnessed something yesterday that made me despair for humanity. A guy wearing a hat saying "I (a loveheart) Weed". Was it Bill or was it Ben? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: The colourful language Jeremy Kyle types use infront of their own children. Car just pulled up next to me and in 5 secs the F bomb got dropped twice infront of the pre Primary school child sitting in the back seat. I hate people. Just passed a couple of women screaming toxic abuse at each other outside the work. Wee greeting lassie stood watching yells out, "don't talk to my mum like that!" Amazing how the street can be empty, but suddenly a wee crowd emerges from the woodwork to cheer on their favourite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 4 hours ago, supermik said: Got a puncture in both motors and been waiting for a puncture repair kit to arrive for 2 days now. Was supposed to be here yesterday. I'd be going spare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 A pun about flat tyres. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: A pun about flat tyres. Tread carefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 A pun about flat tyres. What a deflated effort at humour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Careful, that might blow up in your face. We need Dee Man to reply, just for balance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 28 minutes ago, throbber said: What a deflated effort at humour. 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Careful, that might blow up in your face. 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: We need Dee Man to reply, just for balance. I'll burst you three. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babu Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 5 hours ago, supermik said: Got a puncture in both motors and been waiting for a puncture repair kit to arrive for 2 days now. Was supposed to be here yesterday. swap one of the good ones to other car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Where do you carry yours? Over my shoulder like the chic guy that I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Scouse accents, disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 9 hours ago, smpar said: I just paid £4.95 for a pint of lager in somewhere that isn't Edinburgh (Dunfermline). Name the establishment (and the pint)! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Iminavest said: Scouse accents, disgusting. R A, salt of the fucking earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Name the establishment (and the pint)! Pint of Hop House, any guesses to where this might have been? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 I'm sitting in a bar in New York, enjoying an excellent IPA after a long day of business meetings. But 3 cockney twats have parked themselves behind me and are pissing me off with their raucous banter. "Fack off you facking cant" (Roars of laughter) etc. There are times I don't regret that my English accent is slowly disappearing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 20 minutes ago, thebhoyfartinez said: in nyc the now tae bud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Not sure if this is petty or not but f**k moving house and all the shit that goes with it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 8 hours ago, smpar said: Pint of Hop House, any guesses to where this might have been? Did you have your fake ID to get served? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 in nyc the now tae bud missed the drunk driver in times square tho thank f**k Tony? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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