Jmothecat2 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 It really isn't. You've spent too much time in Yorkshire. ETA: I'm trying to say it as you are suggesting and my brain won't let me. It goes against the some of the most basic laws of grammar. It's impossible to spend too much time in Yorkshire. God's own country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 21 minutes ago, Swarley said: Ooooh check the rich cund who has more than one pound. I wish. All I have in my pockets today is a penknife, some dog treats and some bags for dog shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 I wish. All I have in my pockets today is a penknife, some dog treats and some bags for dog shite. Doesn't sound suspect at all.., 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Just now, NorthernJambo said: Doesn't sound suspect at all.., The A Team could probably build a helicopter with that little lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 The A Team could probably build a helicopter with that little lot. Or, y'know, lure and kill a dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 People who dump their wee bags of dog shite at the side of the road or on bushes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Or, y'know, lure and kill a dog. Oh I wouldn't hurt a dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Ah, my favourite Easter based movie. You clearly haven't lived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: You clearly haven't lived. Ban incoming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: You clearly haven't lived. See although it looks like it may have it's merits, I very much doubt it has Pierce Brosnan playing an IRA hitman so it's a no from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Jmothecat2 said: If I was asking someone for £3.01 I wouldn't say 'three pound one penny' that sounds odd. I would say '3 pound 1 pence'. Yet if I were just to say 1p I would say 'one penny'. I thought you didn't use cash, or was that somebody else? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 18 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: You clearly haven't lived. #keeppushing eggs down a hill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Why don't cars have a signal which indicates that after I have driven past the empty space I will proceed to reverse in. You just end up with a queue of cars right up your arse if you use the indicators, because they think you're turning at thr next corner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: See although it looks like it may have it's merits, I very much doubt it has Pierce Brosnan playing an IRA hitman so it's a no from me. Steals the show a bit with those looks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 42 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Why don't cars have a signal which indicates that after I have driven past the empty space I will proceed to reverse in. You just end up with a queue of cars right up your arse if you use the indicators, because they think you're turning at thr next corner. That would deprive you of one of life's simple pleasures, getting to point at people and telling them to f**k off out the way if they've not been paying attention to your obvious search for a parking space. Just bang it in reverse and let them worry about shifting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 hour ago, whiskychimp said: Why don't cars have a signal which indicates that after I have driven past the empty space I will proceed to reverse in. You just end up with a queue of cars right up your arse if you use the indicators, because they think you're turning at thr next corner. You could try your warning lights I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 When my touchscreen phone suddenly scrolls slightly just as I am about to select a function and I end up on the wrong page. Also, at supermarkets when people are returning trolleys to the trolley park, they push the trolley and let go from about ten yards away and it stops short but they just leave it sticking out into the road. Also, in public toilets, supermarket toilets, etc when there are about 6 urinals, 4 or 5 washbasins but only 1 electric handdrier. Where's the logic in that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Bought some decent earphones last year. Not amazing, but spent a few quid on them. They've got those inner ear buds. Anyway, lost one of the buds earlier today. No big deal, got spare buds at home and got a spare set of earphones I keep in my rucksack just in case. They are the ones that came with my phone. They are the worst bloody things in the world, got my music on as loud as it will go and still it sounds quiet in my ears. I'm wanting to blast out some Outkast so I can actually hear it, not sit here struggling to figure out which member of the Jackson family he is apologising to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Fae_the_'briggs said: Also, at supermarkets when people are returning trolleys to the trolley park, they push the trolley and let go from about ten yards away and it stops short but they just leave it sticking out into the road. Or when they just shove them in sideways instead of slotting them into the row when it's just as easy. It's unbelievably lazy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Or when they just shove them in sideways instead of slotting them into the row when it's just as easy. It's unbelievably lazy. Or when folk don't pile baskets right. End up with a pile coming off the original pile at an angle because one idiot then subsequent lazy arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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