NorthernJambo Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 That's cool M10.I'll let you know what I rack up over the weekend. Just don’t get cooncil. Pay more, need half as much...I’m told... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 I quite enjoy decorating and the sense of achievement when the results are good but by f**k I hate glossing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just don’t get cooncil. Pay more, need half as much...I’m told... Would never entertain cooncil, unless no alternative. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 17 minutes ago, Rugster said: I quite enjoy decorating and the sense of achievement when the results are good but by f**k I hate glossing. Tried an eggshell or satinwood instead? I find it speedier, less of a gloopy, messy business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Tried an eggshell or satinwood instead? I find it speedier, less of a gloopy, messy business. After timing c**t its not so much the mess, it gives me a headache. But yes, it's gloopy and annoying too. Edited October 20, 2017 by Rugster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rugster said: After timing c**t its not so much the mess, it gives me a headache. But yes, it's gloopy and annoying too. Keep it in mind for next time.. Got a bit of decorating to do too but sadly the only dangerous part is the locals. No stairwells to dangle over etc - boring two bed flat. gree with you about the achievement when it's done but doing the ceilings and woodwork is a miserable task. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: Keep it in mind for next time.. Got a bit of decorating to do too but sadly the only dangerous part is the locals. No stairwells to dangle over etc - boring two bed flat. gree with you about the achievement when it's done but doing the ceilings and woodwork is a miserable task. Will do. Hate ceilings. Murder. Nearly done though. One more coat on upstairs hall ceiling and then onto walls which are a piece of piss. Caulk may well be the greatest thing invented though, what a difference it makes if you have wee gaps between ceiling and wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 42 minutes ago, Rugster said: I quite enjoy decorating and the sense of achievement when the results are good but by f**k I hate glossing. Nothing matches the satisfying glow of timing your return home, to see the decorater's van leaving. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: Will do. Hate ceilings. Murder. Nearly done though. One more coat on upstairs hall ceiling and then onto walls which are a piece of piss. Caulk may well be the greatest thing invented though, what a difference it makes if you have wee gaps between ceiling and wall. Have to admit to getting a thrill from brandishing a silicone gun or two. If drink and drugs are off the menu then loading up on enough caffeine to buzz a rhino is a good way to get through the ceilings. After about 4 large cafetieres in quick succession and some decent tunes playing you can enter a sort of shamanic state. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 I'm due the tax man 132 pound :-( Liquidate and come back as G_Man2017. You’ll even get to keep your irn bru! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 42 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Nothing matches the satisfying glow of timing your return home, to see the decorater's van leaving. Unless you haven't actually hired him and he's been pumping your wife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, GordonD said: Unless you haven't actually hired him and he's been pumping your wife. If it means I don't have to paint, he's welcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 She's quite literally had the painters in. I bet the plumber was raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 consecutive lines from a BBC article about Mackintosh :wacko: The exhibition coincides with the 150th anniversary celebrations of Mackintosh's death. He painted the landscape between 1926 and 1927. He sounds like a lazy b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 She's quite literally had the painters in. That’s not wallpaper paste on her face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 (edited) Don't ask me how, but I've only just noticed that successive site updates must wipe out your total post count. Showing me as having just under 7,000 when I reckon I'd be in the 20,000s. This is very much a PTTGOYN because if I've wasted all that time on P&B I want to at least have something to show for it Edited October 20, 2017 by Gaz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Some little kunt has nicked all four of my valve caps off my car Petty? Yes, but I'd still happily see the kunt fed to the pigs then the resulting pig shit force fed to the equally scummy parents 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Some little kunt has nicked all four of my valve caps off my car Petty? Yes, but I'd still happily see the kunt fed to the pigs then the resulting pig shit force fed to the equally scummy parents Fair dos. Can't smack them but can feed them to pigs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Fair dos. Can't smack them but can feed them to pigs. Smacking never did me any harm. Wait a minute!!! Maybe that's why I want to feed these scrote's to the pigs Meh, I'll live with it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: Smacking never did me any harm. Wait a minute!!! Maybe that's why I want to feed these scrote's to the pigs Meh, I'll live with it Are you even sure it was kids who stole your valve caps? It could be someone with a valve cap fetish. There's a few weird posters on here (Bobby Skidmarks, Rugster, Jimmy85, Shandon Par) who would fit the profile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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