Shandon Par Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 (edited) No escaping folk moaning about deliveries at this time of year. Missus has not stopped carping on about a piano delivery fiasco. Had what I can stand and can’t stand no more - just went to DHL and picked it up instead. “Hope you have a big car” they said (I took the wee Abarth). Basically a 56kg coffin. Fuelled by caffeine and bad temper it’s in the car, in the hoose, up the stairs. No more “oh I have to wait in another full day” -bliss. Edited December 16, 2017 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Ronaldo v Messi debates. Especially when Real play Barca, even though the two players will probably never come into physical contact on the pitch. It isn’t really a debate though as it’s Messi every day of the week. Anyone who thinks otherwise, is nothing more than a dribbling simpleton. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 11 hours ago, IainMorton said: Ronaldo v Messi debates. Especially when Real play Barca, even though the two players will probably never come into physical contact on the pitch. Totally agree. Spoiler It’s Messi you fucking moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 49 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: No escaping folk moaning about deliveries at this time of year. Missus has not stopped carping on about a piano delivery fiasco. Had what I can stand and can’t stand no more - just went to DHL and picked it up instead. “Hope you have a big car” they said (I took the wee Abarth). Basically a 56kg coffin. Fuelled by caffeine and bad temper it’s in the car, in the hoose, up the stairs. No more “oh I have to wait in another full day” -bliss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 There's collectors out for St Margaret Hospice in Glasgow. They are adopting the same tactics as the police during the miners strike...except for the horses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Tynieness said: We have already established that your GF is a figment of your imagination ffs. And if it is true we have it confirmed that you're a fat, specky, jakey with shite clothes and a family that hates you. What a dilemma, Gonna get really awkward when she gives birth then, googling baby photos for the P+P thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 14 minutes ago, Tynieness said: We have already established that your GF is a figment of your imagination ffs. And if it is true we have it confirmed that you're a fat, specky, jakey with shite clothes and a family that hates you. What a dilemma, That's a bit harsh. You left out midget. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Both here and IRL I have noticed people go to the same foreign destination numerous times. I understand you may have a fondness for somewhere but unless you earn big money(and can go other places too), going to the same place seems mental given all the potential places and travelling you could have been to/done I don't have an issue with folk doing that. There was a woman at my last job who had been going to Turkey for the last 10 odd years. What I took issue with was her going on and on about it as if she hadn't been before. It was the same stories every year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: It absolutely did happen. My girlfriend heard the entire conversation and was sat there in disbelief asking if she really did say that. You’d fail the background checks to get a guide dog anyway as you’d doubtless get drunk and try and shag it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: I would need to be a bit of an oddball to be going ahead and doing that! You'd be a natural by the sounds of it...... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 It absolutely did happen. My girlfriend heard the entire conversation and was sat there in disbelief asking if she really did say that. I think you should get your girlfriend on here to confirm this. Just like the wee Hibs??? guy did on his fingering at the cinema story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: It isn’t really a debate though as it’s Messi every day of the week. Anyone who thinks otherwise, is nothing more than a dribbling simpleton. 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Totally agree. Reveal hidden contents It’s Messi you fucking moron. I’m not debating it myself as both players are special in their own way. It just gets tedious on social media whenever there is a post on Facebook and you get some idiot (usually from Africa or Asia) posting “hit like if you think Player X is better than Player Y”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 I don’t think that would have a happy ending for me! You are missing the point....Throbber- "Hi guys, Alan's girlfriend here, that certainly happened last night, silly charity worker, I had to ask Alan if she had really said that!"P&B- "prove you are throbbers girlfriend"Throbber-" I really am"P&B- "ok send us a pic of your blue veined pregnant chebs with Div is king written in biro"Throbber- "ok I made the whole thing up" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, IainMorton said: I’m not debating it myself as both players are special in their own way. It just gets tedious on social media whenever there is a post on Facebook and you get some idiot (usually from Africa or Asia) posting “hit like if you think Player X is better than Player Y”. The correct answer is Messi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: The correct answer is Messi. Messi is shite in goals though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, sjc said: Messi is shite in goals though. And he wouldn't get in the Scotland team, too short. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Just now, welshbairn said: And he wouldn't get in the Scotland team, too short. #genetics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 St Nicholas Sq, AberdeenVegan Outreach Scotland have a stall......'It's Pigs in Blankets season, that's meat wrapped in meat'Apparently they don't think that is a funny response to do you care about the animals 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Day dreaming getting cash from ATM, took card back but forgot to wait for the money, then watched my horse that was 9 lengths ahead trip and probably broke it's leg. Down £490 in ten minutes. Woe is me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Day dreaming getting cash from ATM, took card back but forgot to wait for the money, then watched my horse that was 9 lengths ahead trip and probably broke it's leg. Down £490 in ten minutes. Woe is me. contact bank....Money pulls back in if not collected.You may get that back 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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