Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

[NJ2]

My manager bought me a present, thought it was a nice gesture.
8 cans of irn bru extra.
I think she hates me :'(

You’re right, humans are c***s. Irn bru extra? I’d rather a night at the pub with Tim Sherwood and Glen Hoddle.

[The Moonster]

Glitter. What's the fucking point? It looks cheap and nasty and it gets fucking everywhere and stays there for eternity.  I think I'm quite a liberal guy but I honestly fully and unequivocally support the reinstatement of Capital Punishment for anyone who thinks it is (a) a nice thing and (b) those who use it.

[Shandon Par]

1 minute ago, The Moonster said:

Glitter. What's the fucking point? It looks cheap and nasty and it gets fucking everywhere and stays there for eternity.  I think I'm quite a liberal guy but I honestly fully and unequivocally support the reinstatement of Capital Punishment for anyone who thinks it is (a) a nice thing and (b) those who use it.

I put a dark wash on late last night. Couple of black jumpers and a load of gym gear. Also a handmade Christmas top of my daughter's. Now all my stuff is covered in glitter. Secretly pleased tbh. 

[The Moonster]

2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

I put a dark wash on late last night. Couple of black jumpers and a load of gym gear. Also a handmade Christmas top of my daughter's. Now all my stuff is covered in glitter. Secretly pleased tbh. 

Quite disappointed that you've marked yourself down as OFTW.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

3 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

Quite disappointed that you've marked yourself down as OFTW.

He's always trod a narrow path.

[Sergeant Wilson]

5 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

Quite disappointed that you've marked yourself down as OFTW.

Are you fùcking kidding, he's top of the list.

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

I put a dark wash on late last night. 

 I thought that was frowned upon these days.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42387727

[Sergeant Wilson]

2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:

 I thought that was frowned upon these days.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42387727

 

2 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:

 I thought that was frowned upon these days.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42387727

You can say that again.

[Miguel Sanchez]

2 hours ago, Torpar said:

English people's inability to pronounce Falkirk properly

I have three things to post in here which I was going to anyway, but this is a nice segue into them.

I watch BBC Breakfast in the morning before I go to work. I don't know why, because the twenty minutes or so I spent looking at Dan Walker's stupid face (or trying to, since I'm not awake at the time) while having my breakfast are rarely happy and by the time Sally McNair comes on to tell me anything relevant I'm away brushing my teeth. Yesterday the following happened within those twenty minutes:

- There was a piece on about the extent of illegal steroid abuse in the UK. The guy doing the piece is talking to some welt in a gym who says it makes him feel manly and gives him a high sex drive. When challenged on the increased risk of heart attacks and cancer, he says "everything we do gives us heart attacks and cancer." Does it mate, aye? f**k off.

- There was this bitch, favourite of the people you dislike for no particular reason:

... who told us that Celtic's domestic unbeaten run was ended as sixteen year old Harry Cock Rain scored for Hearts. Really, you've never seen or heard of the name Cochrane? f**k off.

- The chief ignominy was saved for just after the weather when this fantasist bitch

 

... responds to a diverse weather report for Tuesday seeing milder temperatures throughout Scotland than in England by asking the weatherman "is that an unusual discrepancy, when it's four in Norwich and fourteen in Scotland?" Aye hen, after all from Aberdeen to Dumfries is about thirty miles so there's only the one temperature. f**k off.

[Miguel Sanchez]

Other PTTGOMN: Literally everyone employed by the BBC

Look at what happens when you google "bbc sports presenter"

Poor Hazel, having to be included with all of these wallopers.

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Other PTTGOMN: Literally everyone employed by the BBC

Look at what happens when you google "bbc sports presenter"

Poor Hazel, having to be included with all of these wallopers.

They should sign up Glenn Hoddle. He'd make a great fit. And Austin Healy.

[welshbairn]

10 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I have three things to post in here which I was going to anyway, but this is a nice segue into them.

 

 

Don't give a f**k if she's shite at geography, wid.

[ecto]

It’s the same when you’re on a bus and a pensioner gets on then spends ages hunting around in their bag looking for their bus pass. Put it in your jacket pocket so it’s easy to find FFS. So frustrating especially when you’re in a hurry and about 40 of them get on the bus at the same time!!

This says much more about you, than them, just a thought

[IainMorton]

47 minutes ago, ecto said:

This says much more about you, than them, just a thought

That’s the whole point of this thread, is it not?  

[DA Baracus]

Watching Christmas University Challenge just now and not only are both teams shit but they're somehow having difficulty with the rules, which have been constant in the decades the show has been running for

[Swarley]

This says much more about you, than them, just a thought

No, he makes a very valid point. They didn't defeat Hitler by chatting to their pals and random strangers about mundane events only to suddenly arrive on the Normandy beaches and spend an age trying to locate their rifle. Get organised, pensioners.

[Granny Danger]

3 minutes ago, Swarley said:

No, he makes a very valid point. They didn't defeat Hitler by chatting to their pals and random strangers about mundane events only to suddenly arrive on the Normandy beaches and spend an age trying to locate their rifle. Get organised, pensioners.

‘How to defeat Hitler’ thread for this pish.

 

[GordonD]

17 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

... who told us that Celtic's domestic unbeaten run was ended as sixteen year old Harry Cock Rain scored for Hearts.

Well, he did piss all over Scott Brown.

[Shandon Par]

PTTGOYN...

Folk carping on about "Spoiler alerts". Chiefly from fans of all the big infantile crashy bangy films. Plot is simply one element of a film and sometimes a bit of prior knowledge can help you appreciate it. If you watch Peppa Pig, for example, you are likely to find each episode ends with some animals on their back, laughing. 4 year olds across the country don't throw a "OMG Spoiler Alert" tantrum when faced with this knowledge but grown adults will scream and cover their ears if they hear anything about Wookies, Mr Spock or light sabers etc. Grow up FFS. 

[Honest_Man#1]

3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

PTTGOYN...

Folk carping on about "Spoiler alerts". Chiefly from fans of all the big infantile crashy bangy films. Plot is simply one element of a film and sometimes a bit of prior knowledge can help you appreciate it. If you watch Peppa Pig, for example, you are likely to find each episode ends with some animals on their back, laughing. 4 year olds across the country don't throw a "OMG Spoiler Alert" tantrum when faced with this knowledge but grown adults will scream and cover their ears if they hear anything about Wookies, Mr Spock or light sabers etc. Grow up FFS. 

Got to disagree with this. A second watching is for "appreciating" the film if you really want, but people who intentionally spoil films/TV shows (usually by posting on social media straight away for attention) should be executed in a way that only DA Baracus could think of.