Alex_14 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 “Can I get your email address to send you an e-receipt?”f**k off. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Not petty. Today I was at the funeral of a friend and colleague. A 34 year old woman who leaves behind a 5 year old son and barely 9 month old daughter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Bought 40 fags as part of my brother in-laws xmas - Its what he wants before the abuse starts - £18 fucking quid and all the c**t is gonnae do is burn my cash. Smokers suck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: Bought 40 fags as part of my brother in-laws xmas - Its what he wants before the abuse starts - £18 fucking quid and all the c**t is gonnae do is burn my cash. Smokers suck You have to admit, its an utter jakeball present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Not petty. Today I was at the funeral of a friend and colleague. A 34 year old woman who leaves behind a 5 year old son and barely 9 month old daughter. Grim. Hope the kids get well looked after. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Tynieness said: I'm buying my brother in law f**k all, I seriously detest the c**t. The fact he will be in my house on xmas day is like a razor to my wounded heart. I will settle for him being away in time for the Boxing Day Test the feckless, useless, mooching c**t. Maybe you should take a leaf out of Gav's book and encourage him to take up smoking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 9 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Bought 40 fags as part of my brother in-laws xmas - Its what he wants before the abuse starts - £18 fucking quid and all the c**t is gonnae do is burn my cash. Smokers suck For £18 I can get 100g of drum tobacco which would last me a fortnight. These tailor made fag smoking b*****ds get on my nerves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 The letter C. Pointless in that anything using it could easily have used an S or a K to sound exactly the same. Deep thinking for a Friday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: The letter C. Pointless in that anything using it could easily have used an S or a K to sound exactly the same. Deep thinking for a Friday morning. ^^^^ kunt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 The letter C. Pointless in that anything using it could easily have used an S or a K to sound exactly the same. Deep thinking for a Friday morning. Chart? Neither ‘khart’ or ‘shart’ work. I assume there’s others but that’s the first I thought of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Chart? Neither ‘khart’ or ‘shart’ work. I assume there’s others but that’s the first I thought of. Pretty much everything with the "ch" sound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 19 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: The letter C. Pointless in that anything using it could easily have used an S or a K to sound exactly the same. Deep thinking for a Friday morning. 7 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Chart? Neither ‘khart’ or ‘shart’ work. I assume there’s others but that’s the first I thought of. 3 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Pretty much everything with the "ch" sound. Not that deeply thought out, after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 10 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Not petty. Today I was at the funeral of a friend and colleague. A 34 year old woman who leaves behind a 5 year old son and barely 9 month old daughter. That's awful. Hard to even comprehend growing up without your Mum. Poor kids 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Take him to the pub and accidentally drown him in the canal on the way there. Job done! ^^^ spending too much time with slippery p. He’s been quiet recently, does anyone know if he’s okay? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Film adaptations of A Christmas Carol where Tiny Tim says "God bless us, everyone". It's not "everyone" it's "every one". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, NJ2 said: ^^^ spending too much time with slippery p. He’s been quiet recently, does anyone know if he’s okay? I just know Tynieness lives near the canal to be honest. As for Slippery P, I think he's probably just overdone the drinking recently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Not petty.The stench from the landfill site at Polmont is fucking ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: The letter C. Pointless in that anything using it could easily have used an S or a K to sound exactly the same. Deep thinking for a Friday morning. In the right circumstance it can be both in one word........ Sir Kum Stance - The 3rd last Governor-General of India. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Not petty. The stench from the landfill site at Polmont is fucking ridiculous. It’s probably Gunther’s victims/wives decomposing that you can smell. Edited December 22, 2017 by Shandon Par typo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 10 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: You have to admit, its an utter jakeball present. It very much is but it's what he wants. I don't even like buying fags let alone smoking the sticks of death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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