Hedgecutter Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Scary Bear said: And no (Hons) after the BEng? Not for postnomials, just BEng shall suffice. One of the societies I'm a fellow of always send me stuff with absolutely everything after my name to the point my postie must think that it's an option and that I'm a right ****. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 A colleague has 5 (five) stupid wee acronyms after his name. Utterly pointless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Engineering types are by far the worst for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Engineering types are by far the worst for it. MBT B.Sc.(Eng) (Hons) M.Sc. PGCE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^BSc (Ord) Univ o Life MA (Hons) I’ll have you know. Edited January 29, 2018 by Honest_Man#1 From the University of Life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Aye okay fatty. Some of us like the taps aff moments Put it away, no one wants to see it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Every time I see the GN thread on Edinburgh Pars it gives me a brief thrill, thinking there may be others like me out there. Then after looking a bit closer it actually says "Edinburgh Bars". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 18 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Every time I see the GN thread on Edinburgh Pars it gives me a brief thrill, thinking there may be others like me out there. Then after looking a bit closer it actually says "Edinburgh Bars". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: The truth hurts. Could jump ship and become a Jambo but would rather sever my genitals and feed them to a polar bear than wear maroon or listen to Scott Wilson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 25 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The truth hurts. Could jump ship and become a Jambo but would rather sever my genitals and feed them to a polar bear than wear maroon or listen to Scott Wilson. At least Dunfermline's just over the Firth. Otherwise I'd say follow the Spartans, just mind and leave your pets at home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 When you button up a duvet only to find there is 1 left. Back to the start. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 36 minutes ago, capybara said: When you button up a duvet only to find there is 1 left. Back to the start. That is a right c**t 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myko Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 10 hours ago, HenryHill said: Folk putting their qualifications after their name in emails and letters. f**k off Henry Hill. Scotvec Football Module Cert. This really bugs me too. One or two in our office have it on a nameplate on their door as well. Similarly - colleagues who put the exclamation mark on their emails to gain extra attention, or folk who actually put "Urgent" or "Please Read" in the subject box as if they've lost all awareness of how an email works. Or colleagues who feel the need to advertise that they are "working from home" fourteen times a day. I hate offices, think i'll go back on the tools. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 The truth hurts. Could jump ship and become a Jambo but would rather sever my genitals and feed them to a polar bear than wear maroon or listen to Scott Wilson. Thanks for your interest but we’re not looking for any other fans at this moment. Although, this will be dealt with on a case to case basis. All the best with your future endeavours. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Myko said: Or colleagues who feel the need to advertise that they are "working from home" fourteen times a day. I hate offices, think i'll go back on the tools. 7.00am, all team, inconsequential email is absolutely guaranteed from some of the mugs. Followed by another at 6.00pm. Aye right, you've worked 11 hours solid, we believe you. I sent one to my boss about yield and rental per calendar month to let him know I was watching Homes Under the Hammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Phone call today... hello sir this is blah blah at accident emergency centre ok you have had an accident have I? yes in your motor vehicle really that's surprising as I don't drive no sir what I mean I said you've had an accident at work youre trying to scam me aren't you? what company are you from accident emergency centre your company is called accident repair centre? yes whats your address thank you sir good day 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Phone call today... hello sir this is blah blah at accident emergency centre ok you have had an accident have I? yes in your motor vehicle really that's surprising as I don't drive no sir what I mean I said you've had an accident at work youre trying to scam me aren't you? what company are you from accident emergency centre your company is called accident repair centre? yes whats your address thank you sir good day Hope I remember to say next time, "Oh Jesus, thank God you called, is the Ambulance near? Losing a lot of blood...... where's my fucking leg!?!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Trolling cold calls could be a new hobby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 35 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Phone call today... hello sir this is blah blah at accident emergency centre ok you have had an accident have I? yes in your motor vehicle really that's surprising as I don't drive no sir what I mean I said you've had an accident at work youre trying to scam me aren't you? what company are you from accident emergency centre your company is called accident repair centre? yes whats your address thank you sir good day Imagine being called “blah blah” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Trolling cold calls could be a new hobby. I done it once. Boy was trying to tell me if I had £5k debt he could consolidate it and get me 10% back. I told him I didn’t have debt but was happy to go with his figure and was willing to give him my address if he was able to just send cash. He kept re-explaining, I just kept asking what amount of cash he could send. He hung up on me [emoji17] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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