Chicken Wing Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Again for me the app is down. I tried reinstalling, restarting my phone and clearing caches. f**k am I meant to do on my way to the airport? The mobile site isn't half as good here. Rip the heid aff it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 57 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 10 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: 57 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Again for me the app is down. I tried reinstalling, restarting my phone and clearing caches. f**k am I meant to do on my way to the airport? The mobile site isn't half as good here. Rip the heid aff it! I can't go twice in one day anymore! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Richard f**king Thompson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Couch grass. Absolute arsehole material. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 On 13/04/2018 at 13:46, Melanius Mullarkey said: There used to be one of those at the bogs in Hyderabad airport however it had flashing lights on it and played a bleepy version of Mozart's Turkish March whilst it feebly warmed your hands/breeks. Reveal hidden contents This, for all you uncultured scumbags. Facts that you just made up thread for this, ahem, pish... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Some drunken bint next door singing (presumably linked to some sectarian feckfest going on up the road) plus another neighbour banging away with a hammer. I'm hoping that the two of them get together soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 (edited) First attempt - your password is incorrect Second attempt - your password is incorrect Third attempt - your password is incorrect, click here to reset your password Resets password with password you were using above - sorry, new password cannot be your old password *heads gone* Edited April 15, 2018 by IainMorton 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Folk who call a football manager 'tactically naive'. It's just a buzz phrase cliched load of pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 8 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Folk who call a football manager 'tactically naive'. It's just a buzz phrase cliched load of pish ^ Obviously never come across John Hughes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: ^ Obviously never come across John Hughes. Or James Duffy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Or anyone who has been places and dun hings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Anyone who has ever worked away from home knows that getting an unexpected phonecall at night from the wife, especially if you have already spoke and she has gone to bed, is a panic inducing thing....Imagine my panic in this scenario when its a video call and when I answering, she is hyperventilating and clearly in a state of distress, and the issue is slow in being conveyed.Then imagine my unbridled seethe when it turns out to be because there is a spider in the bedroom. Fucking hell. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Anyone who has ever worked away from home knows that getting an unexpected phonecall at night from the wife, especially if you have already spoke and she has gone to bed, is a panic inducing thing.... Imagine my panic in this scenario when its a video call and when I answering, she is hyperventilating and clearly in a state of distress, and the issue is slow in being conveyed. Then imagine my unbridled seethe when it turns out to be because there is a spider in the bedroom. Fucking hell. Just a spider in your bedroom whilst you're working away from home is surely a good thing yes ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 25 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Anyone who has ever worked away from home knows that getting an unexpected phonecall at night from the wife, especially if you have already spoke and she has gone to bed, is a panic inducing thing.... Imagine my panic in this scenario when its a video call and when I answering, she is hyperventilating and clearly in a state of distress, and the issue is slow in being conveyed. Then imagine my unbridled seethe when it turns out to be because there is a spider in the bedroom. Fucking hell. I'm sure Shandon Par will be round to deal with it shortly now he knows you're not at home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 I'm sure Shandon Par will be round to deal with it shortly now he knows you're not at home. See if it avoids me receiving another heads gone phone call like that, he can wire into my drinks cabinet aswell to show my gratitude 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Ants, many ants in my kitchen, no idea where the f**kers are coming from or how to get rid. Any advice outwith heating being turned up and windows being opened would be helpful. Already took the kettle to all flagstone cracks outside, didn't work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Moomintroll said: Ants, many ants in my kitchen, no idea where the f**kers are coming from or how to get rid. Any advice outwith heating being turned up and windows being opened would be helpful. Already took the kettle to all flagstone cracks outside, didn't work. Ant powder is your friend. Water does f**k all in my experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Ants, many ants in my kitchen, no idea where the f**kers are coming from or how to get rid. Any advice outwith heating being turned up and windows being opened would be helpful. Already took the kettle to all flagstone cracks outside, didn't work. Salt, shedloads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Ant powder is your friend. Water does f**k all in my experience. I dont know this Anthony Powder chap but thanks for your advice Mozza, one more thing, if i dont know where the wee f**kers are coming from then where should i lay down said deterrent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: There's an ant in my kitchen, what am I going to do? You've got to fix that ant, that's what you've got to do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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