Jump to content

Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...


Recommended Posts

39 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said:

winds me up something FIERCE if i inadvertently stumble across some online SHITE like newspaper websites where select WORDS in the HEADLINES are written in CAPITAL LETTERS to emphasise their perceived importance to the FUCKING IGNORANT SCUM who "read" them; i imagine it's because it makes the words more pictorial and therefore easier for the CUNTISH DULLARDS to understand what's going on, rather than actually having to read things properly...

^^^SKEWERED by this BRILLIANT reply.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 hours ago, throbber said:

 


For the record, Gman blocked me over a dispute we had in the pregnancy and parenting thread rather than the gif I sent him.

 

:lol::lol: he got very upset right enough 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Pretty certain I've said this a few times, but it can't be said enough.

Anyway; saying 'slept with' instead of sex/shagging/pumping/etc. A dreadful shitey censorship Americanism. I despise it. You can sleep with someone and not have sex with them. You can have sex with someone and not sleep with them.

Get it to f**k.

  

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The work replaced all our PCs over the weekend which has resulted in me getting a new keyboard and mouse. The new mouse actually works properly, where the old one was horrendous and required much over compensation in order to get the cursor where you wanted it. The problem now is that I am over shooting everything and it's taking more fucking effort than the old one did. c***s.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, throbber said:

Bought 2 new pairs of smart work trousers at weekend but forgot to put them on this morning and I’m wearing old lonsdales again.


Sent from my iPhone using Pie and Bovril

Another fun and definitely true anecdote from throbber

Link to comment
Share on other sites

no got it bang on. mayonnaise is acceptable if theres red onion involved.
Wee dash of salad cream added to tuna mayonnaise for a bit of tang. Full salad cream is too much tang. Results in a bit of a "beasty" sandwich filling. I do agree with the red onion.

Strangely, chopped or grated apple in tuna mayo is delicious (potential McCoyism admittedly)
Link to comment
Share on other sites

12 minutes ago, throbber said:

Bought 2 new pairs of smart work trousers at weekend but forgot to put them on this morning and I’m wearing old lonsdales again.


Sent from my iPhone using Pie and Bovril

So what's old Lonsdale wearing?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

18 minutes ago, throbber said:

Bought 2 new pairs of smart work trousers at weekend but forgot to put them on this morning and I’m wearing old lonsdales again.


Sent from my iPhone using Pie and Bovril

Why would you wear two pairs of trousers?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Wee dash of salad cream added to tuna mayonnaise for a bit of tang. Full salad cream is too much tang. Results in a bit of a "beasty" sandwich filling. I do agree with the red onion.

Strangely, chopped or grated apple in tuna mayo is delicious (potential McCoyism admittedly)
i like the tang! no idea how you managed to discover grated apple and tuna and will give it a try. do live thinly sliced apple on a bacon roll but thats hardly a new thing
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...