DA Baracus Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 15 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: You're 'washing' dishes in dirty, manky water. How do you wash your dishes? Under a running tap. Not in their own filth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Yours was more green and leaky?The infected area was indeed quite green and leaky. Happy to again confirm the infected area was not the knob piece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I think I hate the wives of some posters here more than the posters. I thought you doubted the existence of every single wife of Posters on here? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Under a running tap. Not in their own filth.Ridiculous. Total waste of hot water and presumably fairy liquid. Basin full of hot soapy water, dirty dishes to one side. Excess food is scraped off, grease/sauce/whatever else rinsed off under the tap. Plate washed in soapy water. Move on. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Ridiculous. Total waste of hot water and presumably fairy liquid. Basin full of hot soapy water, dirty dishes to one side. Excess food is scraped off, grease/sauce/whatever else rinsed off under the tap. Plate washed in soapy water. Move on. The correct way to behave. I have a dishwasher but fucked if I know how it works and living alone there’s no real need for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Pedantic, I admit: 'Aqua' instead of 'water' on toiletry bottles. Misuse of 'calories' versus 'kilocalories'. Cyclists that run red lights and/or mount pavements. (Arguably not petty.....)My bugbear with cyclists at the moment (and I say that as someone who enjoys cycling both as a sport to watch and as a leisure activity to take part in) is the number of cyclists who cycle along on the road when the council have spend a shit load of money on brand new, smooth cycle paths literally a yard or two to the left of where they are cycling. Usually on narrow roads where there are very few places to overtake. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 58 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Ridiculous. Total waste of hot water and presumably fairy liquid. Basin full of hot soapy water, dirty dishes to one side. Excess food is scraped off, grease/sauce/whatever else rinsed off under the tap. Plate washed in soapy water. Move on. And in your case you can kill two birds with one stone! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 The departure boards at Glasgow Central saying <Neilston> instead of Neilston 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: The departure boards at Glasgow Central saying <Neilston> instead of Neilston I would like to point out I was pished. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I would like to point out I was pished. Pretty sure it used to say NEILSTON before that as well. Fucked it twice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 A woman in front of me on train earlier was scratching and picking at her sunburnt skin. How could you think that's a good idea? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Just now, Jamaldo said: A woman in front of me on train earlier was scratching and picking at her sunburnt skin. How could you think that's a good idea? Better than scratching and picking somebody else's... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 52 minutes ago, welshbairn said: And in your case you can kill two birds with one stone! Getting to have a bath in the sink was the high point of my childhood. No PS4 or such pish in them days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: I would like to point out I was pished. I hope you were pished when you wrote your latest tweet. Quote This wins the internet. Forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Angels in Uddingston have just fired Shakira singing about her breasts being small and humble off the telly in favour of the build up to Love Island. This includes the big screen outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Pies Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 The missus has asked me to arrange a dinner for us and some friends, 11 people in total, to celebrate her birthday and our engagement. Seemed like a fairly easy task, there are hundreds of decent restaurants in downtown Toronto. Then today she rolls in the wee grenade, "oh one of them is vegan, can you find a place with vegan options?" So because one person in a group of 11 is vegan, I have write off half the decent options. Apparently telling her to have plain bread and water isn't an option. Fucking vegansTake them to Zanzibar, does it still exist? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 11 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I think I hate the wives of some posters here more than the posters. Au contraire, Miguel. The vapid, curtain-twitching, sweetie-wives of GN have the partners they deserve. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I would like to point out I was pished. If folk are dozy enough to get 'w' mixed up with 'ils' let them get on the wrong train!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 DA Baracus probably takes his dirty dishes in the shower with him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) Those ill-advised harem pant things a lot of burds seem to be wearing at the moment, which seem to to be expressly designed for the wearer's hoop to instantaneously absorb about half the material. making even the best arse on the planet look like a labrador eating a Mars bar. Edited July 6, 2018 by Hillonearth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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