Raidernation Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 I have been out working in this heat for weeks on end now and I don’t even want to go out in it today. You fekkin dinna ken fit heat is loon. Today it’s getting back into the 40s Celsius and humidity in the 70% plus range.Wimp! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 You fekkin dinna ken fit heat is loon. Today it’s getting back into the 40s Celsius and humidity in the 70% plus range.Wimp!Where about is this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: You get what you deserve for eating mayonnaise and calling it egg mayo. Egg mayonnaise is boiled egg chopped through mayonnaise. I agree about the mayo bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 3 hours ago, Eednud said: Turn it the other way round. That would look stupid; the buttons would be on the back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 36 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: That would look stupid; the buttons would be on the back. Like your head? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 22 minutes ago, GordonD said: Like your head? Yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 This doing the all inclusive malarky holiday is doing my box in. So many greedy, ignorant, fat fuckers. The lack of decorum is shocking with the manners on display sadly lacking. The worst offenders being cockneys and glaswegians. The amount of parents letting their feral offspring run wild while getting pished is disgusting. There is copious amounts of food at all times but alas for the herds of keeck it's like a group of vultures decending on a corpse. Thankfully on day trips the next few days where I can hopefully improve my average Spanish in a few more traditional settings. The two ad hoc trips have been a godsend so far. Just to round it off heard about three hundred renditions of three lions earlier. In essense I hate British tourists. Satre was indeed correct, hell is other people, I wonder what he would have thought if he met the sweaty, fat, drunk, fitba tap wearing Brit. 41, pissed off, Balaerics. Its a decent story, but you went to the Balearics and didnt expect to be seething with other Brits. The fault is your own. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 This doing the all inclusive malarky holiday is doing my box in. So many greedy, ignorant, fat fuckers. The lack of decorum is shocking with the manners on display sadly lacking. The worst offenders being cockneys and glaswegians. The amount of parents letting their feral offspring run wild while getting pished is disgusting. There is copious amounts of food at all times but alas for the herds of keeck it's like a group of vultures decending on a corpse. Thankfully on day trips the next few days where I can hopefully improve my average Spanish in a few more traditional settings. The two ad hoc trips have been a godsend so far. Just to round it off heard about three hundred renditions of three lions earlier. In essense I hate British tourists. Satre was indeed correct, hell is other people, I wonder what he would have thought if he met the sweaty, fat, drunk, fitba tap wearing Brit. 41, pissed off, Balaerics. Went abroad for the first time in 2015, went all inclusive, never again. Very poor food choices, and severely watered down drinks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 17 minutes ago, Tynieness said: This doing the all inclusive malarky holiday is doing my box in. So many greedy, ignorant, fat fuckers. The lack of decorum is shocking with the manners on display sadly lacking. The worst offenders being cockneys and glaswegians. The amount of parents letting their feral offspring run wild while getting pished is disgusting. There is copious amounts of food at all times but alas for the herds of keeck it's like a group of vultures decending on a corpse. Thankfully on day trips the next few days where I can hopefully improve my average Spanish in a few more traditional settings. The two ad hoc trips have been a godsend so far. Just to round it off heard about three hundred renditions of three lions earlier. In essense I hate British tourists. Satre was indeed correct, hell is other people, I wonder what he would have thought if he met the sweaty, fat, drunk, fitba tap wearing Brit. 41, pissed off, Balaerics. The last time I did SC the waiters had forgotten to turn off the restaurant fonts the previous evening. By ten in the morning the next day there were bairns running around half pissed on the vino tinto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: This doing the all inclusive malarky holiday is doing my box in. So many greedy, ignorant, fat fuckers. The lack of decorum is shocking with the manners on display sadly lacking. The worst offenders being cockneys and glaswegians. The amount of parents letting their feral offspring run wild while getting pished is disgusting. There is copious amounts of food at all times but alas for the herds of keeck it's like a group of vultures decending on a corpse. Thankfully on day trips the next few days where I can hopefully improve my average Spanish in a few more traditional settings. The two ad hoc trips have been a godsend so far. Just to round it off heard about three hundred renditions of three lions earlier. In essense I hate British tourists. Satre was indeed correct, hell is other people, I wonder what he would have thought if he met the sweaty, fat, drunk, fitba tap wearing Brit. 41, pissed off, Balaerics. As my usual haunt of centre Parcs is ridiculously expensive next year I’ve opted for all inclusive and you’ve described my worst nightmare. 35, single mum, paisley. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 The last time I did SC the waiters had forgotten to turn off the restaurant fonts the previous evening. By ten in the morning the next day there were bairns running around half pissed on the vino tinto.Went abroad for the first time in 2015, went all inclusive, never again. Very poor food choices, and severely watered down drinks.You are right there Philpy. Free access to the wine and even the weans were only half pished. No use that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: This doing the all inclusive malarky holiday is doing my box in. So many greedy, ignorant, fat fuckers. The lack of decorum is shocking with the manners on display sadly lacking. The worst offenders being cockneys and glaswegians. The amount of parents letting their feral offspring run wild while getting pished is disgusting. There is copious amounts of food at all times but alas for the herds of keeck it's like a group of vultures decending on a corpse. Thankfully on day trips the next few days where I can hopefully improve my average Spanish in a few more traditional settings. The two ad hoc trips have been a godsend so far. Just to round it off heard about three hundred renditions of three lions earlier. In essense I hate British tourists. Satre was indeed correct, hell is other people, I wonder what he would have thought if he met the sweaty, fat, drunk, fitba tap wearing Brit. 41, pissed off, Balaerics. DO YOU DO CHIPS? I don't miss holidays on the Costa del Tossa one little bit. I'm sure tonight will be "fun" once all the football fans get wankered and start throwing tables around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeBairn Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Alan Titchmarsh. Monty Don really does need to f**k him in the windpipe with a sharp hoe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 1 hour ago, philpy said: Went abroad for the first time in 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Rowan said: As my usual haunt of centre Parcs is ridiculously expensive next year I’ve opted for all inclusive and you’ve described my worst nightmare. 35, single mum, paisley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Hoping I don’t McCann it and loose one of the three! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Jon champion and ally mccoists attempts at banter during commentary 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Tynieness said: This doing the all inclusive malarky holiday is doing my box in. So many greedy, ignorant, fat fuckers. The lack of decorum is shocking with the manners on display sadly lacking. The worst offenders being cockneys and glaswegians. The amount of parents letting their feral offspring run wild while getting pished is disgusting. There is copious amounts of food at all times but alas for the herds of keeck it's like a group of vultures decending on a corpse. Thankfully on day trips the next few days where I can hopefully improve my average Spanish in a few more traditional settings. The two ad hoc trips have been a godsend so far. Just to round it off heard about three hundred renditions of three lions earlier. In essense I hate British tourists. Satre was indeed correct, hell is other people, I wonder what he would have thought if he met the sweaty, fat, drunk, fitba tap wearing Brit. 41, pissed off, Balaerics. Read many trip advisor reviews of All Inclusive hotels telling of hatred for the English. Worst part was the English didn't seem to know why they were disliked across Europe. My cousin was in France last week and spoke of the dislike from the French for England. It's pleasing that if Scotland man's up and leaves the Union we can watch them suffer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Read many trip advisor reviews of All Inclusive hotels telling of hatred for the English. Worst part was the English didn't seem to know why they were disliked across Europe. My cousin was in France last week and spoke of the dislike from the French for England. It's pleasing that if Scotland man's up and leaves the Union we can watch them suffer.It's like when you look at a hotel review on TripAdvisor. Looking at hotels in Italy or Germany or Croatia or wherever and English folk marking hotels down because they don't have a kettle in their room to make tea and instant coffee, and that while breakfast was OK, they would have liked the option of a full English. Chunts. I did like this review of a hotel mind you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 11 hours ago, buchan30 said: Jon champion and ally mccoists attempts at banter during commentary This. Absolutely fucking unbearable, had to put the headphones on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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