Todd_is_God Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Angels in Uddingston have just fired Shakira singing about her breasts being small and humble off the telly in favour of the build up to Love Island. This includes the big screen outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Pies Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 The missus has asked me to arrange a dinner for us and some friends, 11 people in total, to celebrate her birthday and our engagement. Seemed like a fairly easy task, there are hundreds of decent restaurants in downtown Toronto. Then today she rolls in the wee grenade, "oh one of them is vegan, can you find a place with vegan options?" So because one person in a group of 11 is vegan, I have write off half the decent options. Apparently telling her to have plain bread and water isn't an option. Fucking vegansTake them to Zanzibar, does it still exist? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 11 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I think I hate the wives of some posters here more than the posters. Au contraire, Miguel. The vapid, curtain-twitching, sweetie-wives of GN have the partners they deserve. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I would like to point out I was pished. If folk are dozy enough to get 'w' mixed up with 'ils' let them get on the wrong train!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 DA Baracus probably takes his dirty dishes in the shower with him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) Those ill-advised harem pant things a lot of burds seem to be wearing at the moment, which seem to to be expressly designed for the wearer's hoop to instantaneously absorb about half the material. making even the best arse on the planet look like a labrador eating a Mars bar. Edited July 6, 2018 by Hillonearth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Twice in the past couple of days cars have slowly pulled away from the side of the road. Instead of signalling they have crept along with the hazard lights on until they think they are far enough out, the switch them off. Is this a recent development, why not signal and pull out when there's room to do it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I never pull out. Ever. Even if I've said I will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 42 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Twice in the past couple of days cars have slowly pulled away from the side of the road. Instead of signalling they have crept along with the hazard lights on until they think they are far enough out, the switch them off. Is this a recent development, why not signal and pull out when there's room to do it? Is this a gripe about bad dogging etiquette? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 I never pull out. Ever. Even if I've said I will.I do, MONEYSHOT!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 The font used on the back of the Belgian jerseys is shite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 The phrase, "False no 9" beloved of the WC commentators. I expect Filip Sebo to be brought on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 The phrase, "False no 9" beloved of the WC commentators. I expect Filip Sebo to be brought on.We agree on this. One of the worst phrases in modern football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Any football position described by a number tbf given that squad number on shirts have f**k all to do with football positions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Hampden Diehard said: The font used on the back of the Belgian jerseys is shite. I hate that Pringle like shite on the chest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Any football position described by a number tbf given that squad number on shirts have f**k all to do with football positions.What about No. 1? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 9 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: 10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Any football position described by a number tbf given that squad number on shirts have f**k all to do with football positions. What about No. 1? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 That's worse than MAC wearing No. 99. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 When it was 2-3-5 the numbers meant something 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 11 hours ago, throbber said: A real shame your father never shared this policy. When I want you to pipe up, I'll tell you. Meanwhile, stick to keeping the edgy while I podger yer maw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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