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Came home from work last night to find the Mrs has put up the Christmas decorations. Around the bottom of the tree is strewn with pine cones that seem to have been infused with such a concentration of 'Christmas essence' that it's making my eyes itch and it's difficult to catch a breath!

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On 12/1/2018 at 18:27, Miguel Sanchez said:

Mace Windu turning up to arrest Palpatine with the three shittest Jedi ever in tow

How fucking hopeless do you have to be when an old man can kill three of you at once?

Mace Windu turned out to be pretty much the worst Jedi imaginable.

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26 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Folk that sing “five golden rings” in the twelve days of Christmas.

Its “five gold rings” you fucking idiots.

The folk who sing "five golden rings" are the kind who buy their jewellery in Argos.

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4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

People who are so desperate to post something they make up bullshit about being upset about the words of a Christmas carol.

And/or people who genuinely get upset about the words of a Christmas carol.

 

Wid.

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Toy adverts that have the "animated sequence" or "toys do not talk" disclaimer.

Are there really people thick enough to think that Lego can fly around the place or talk? Maybe they should be spending their money on soft toys, with no sharp edges.

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12 minutes ago, Swarley said:

Toy adverts that have the "animated sequence" or "toys do not talk" disclaimer.

Are there really people thick enough to think that Lego can fly around the place or talk? Maybe they should be spending their money on soft toys, with no sharp edges.

Adverts for the latest games are bad for this also (Not actual game footage) wrote in small print along the screen.

 

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