DA Baracus Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 There was a nippy wee c**t yesterday. He was shouting and running around. He spilled multiple drinks over. He took pretzels out of the bowl then put them back in the bowl (which of course meant they were fucked and the whole bowl was a write off). He trod crisps in to the carpet. He was roaring for attention so many times. He got his awful little sticky hands on stuff and ruined them. He had food smeared across his disgusting little face for ages. I was absolutely delighted when he fucked off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: There was a nippy wee c**t yesterday. He was shouting and running around. He spilled multiple drinks over. He took pretzels out of the bowl then put them back in the bowl (which of course meant they were fucked and the whole bowl was a write off). He trod crisps in to the carpet. He was roaring for attention so many times. He got his awful little sticky hands on stuff and ruined them. He had food smeared across his disgusting little face for ages. I was absolutely delighted when he fucked off. Funny, I always imagined Barry Ferguson would have Christmas dinner at home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Sports reporter on BBC news just said "nil all" -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Swarley said: When you see that BuzzGTI is the latest poster on the Tidy Scottish Newsreaders thread ^^^Philistine. I'm a big fan of his work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 2 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: 2 hours ago, Swarley said: When you see that BuzzGTI is the latest poster on the Tidy Scottish Newsreaders thread I take it he is that guy who got banned before , for posting pictures? Don't think so, he just posted page after page of bouncy tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Following in from cheese situation yesterday things have gotten worse. I’ve a chest infection and I’m missing a visit to family friends who always have great cheese selection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Rowan said: Following in from cheese situation yesterday things have gotten worse. I’ve a chest infection and I’m missing a visit to family friends who always have great cheese selection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Apparently there was a great selection! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 22 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: 23 hours ago, Swarley said: When you see that BuzzGTI is the latest poster on the Tidy Scottish Newsreaders thread I take it he is that guy who got banned before , for posting pictures? 20 hours ago, welshbairn said: Don't think so, he just posted page after page of bouncy tits. That was @booitsme7, was it not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Not being able to buy alcohol in supermarkets before 10.00 a.m. is a minor inconvenience most of the year; during the festive period it’s an absolute pain in the arse. We like to get to the supermarkets early for the food shopping, less hassle and less crowded car parks. The law should be relaxed over the Christmas and New Year period. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 18 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Not being able to buy alcohol in supermarkets before 10.00 a.m. is a minor inconvenience most of the year; during the festive period it’s an absolute pain in the arse. We like to get to the supermarkets early for the food shopping, less hassle and less crowded car parks. The law should be relaxed over the Christmas and New Year period. Please god let it be 10am soon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 25 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Not being able to buy alcohol in supermarkets before 10.00 a.m. is a minor inconvenience most of the year Lowest common denominator treatment. Nothing more. The government is far too stupid to realise if I want to drink at 9 in the morning, I'm organised enough to buy it the day before. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 A massive weekend of derby football and we’ve got fucking St Johnstone in the ‘tayside’ derby 🤢[emoji1304] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Daydream said: A massive weekend of derby football and we’ve got fucking St Johnstone in the ‘tayside’ derby At least your rivals are in the league below you. How’d you think we feel?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 9 minutes ago, IainMorton said: At least your rivals are in the league below you. How’d you think we feel?! Chances are you'll be reunited next season While us and United will swap places 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 On 01/07/2018 at 20:08, Mark Connolly said: The girl doing baby shark should probably invest in a better sports bra for songs like this. I'll see your Baby Shark and raise you a Gummy Bear. Was forced to listen to this multiple times during the last 5 days by my kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 "Keep Calm...." and the associated dross its printed on. Truly dreadful patter. Get it on a big fuckoff bonfire 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 42 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: "Keep Calm...." and the associated dross its printed on. Truly dreadful patter. Get it on a big fuckoff bonfire 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Keep calm, I know where you live 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Muir Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Fucking LED headlights that near fucking blind me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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